A Million Ways to Die in the West - Moustache Song
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You men who long for love
You mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of the fair

You may not have the looks
You may not have the dash
But you'll win youself a girl
If you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache

You may be common folk
Without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden a bride

You may not have the name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own
If you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache

You may be big and fat
or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out
You're wondering how to get in

Well, here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can have you pick of gals
If you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache

A moustache, a moustache, a moustache
Big moustache, thick moustache
My moustache, your moustache
Say the word, the word "moustache"

A moustache, a moustache
Now we both have said "moustache"
A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache