Алиса Вокс - Иллюминат
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Why do we have problems?
Why is everything in shambles?
This difficult dilemma?
I've finally solved it.

They've been messing with us since time immemorial.
And they're doing harm year after year.
These absolute bastards.
A vile people.

They've conspired against us. I'll name them now.
Only the Illuminati are to blame for our troubles.

The cat abandoned her kittens.
It's the Illuminati's fault.
The elevator in the building is broken.
It's the Illuminati's fault.

Hail destroyed all the grapes.
It's the Illuminati's fault.
A silkworm ate the potatoes.
It's the Illuminati's fault.
Illuminati.
Illuminati.
Illuminati-at-at-at.

From paycheck to paycheck.
It's become difficult to survive.
It's all the Illuminati's fault.
You have to understand this.
Unforeseen expenses.
And problems of all kinds.
Machinations. Illuminati
Vile people

They've conspired against us
I'll name them now
Our troubles are the fault of

Only the Illuminati

My husband left for another woman and is happy
Lost my iPhone battery
The professor failed my report
It's the Illuminati's fault

They banned swearing in songs
A deputy stole money
All the neighbors are saying
It's the Illuminati's fault
Illuminati
Illuminati
Illuminati-at-at-at

Obaaaaa

Come on

Oop-op-op-op
Oop-op-op-op

They've conspired against us
I'll name them now
Our troubles are the fault of

Only the Illuminati

The neighbors upstairs are in hell
It's the Illuminati's fault
Your lover is married
It's the Illuminati's fault

The machine didn't start
It's the Illuminati's fault The chef spat in your salad
It's the Illuminati's fault

Your salary was cut
It's the Illuminati's fault
Your socks stink terribly
It's the Illuminati's fault

Cats are noisy at night
The euro has become a hundred and fifty
Who's to blame?
It's the Illuminati's fault
Illuminati
Illuminati
Illuminati-at-at-at
Illuminati