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Сижу я в тоске и костюме "брионе"
На боковушке в плацкартном вагоне.
Запах кур гриль, табака, туалета
В кармане есть "Вирту" но нету билета....
Встал рано утром, включил телевизор,
А там говорят в экономике кризис!
Сначала в Америке, позже - в Европе
Нависла глобальная полная ж*па
Раз всем, то и нас, чтоб не пропустили
П*здец незаметно подкрался к России
Ну, как незаметно, уже целый год
П*здец всё сильней и сильней настает.
Так это, я замечу, между прочим,
Не просто хорошо, а даже очень-очень
А в том, что это плохо, соглашусь едва ли:
По крайней мере, в чем-то мы Америку догнали.
Кризис чтоб не застал меня дома,
Решил для начала я звякнуть знакомым
А мне говорят невозможен ваш вызов
На счете нет денег - началось, с*ка, кризис...
Спускаюсь в подъезд - не работает лифт
А х*й ли? Ведь кризис - лифтер говорит
Под кризис и пес неизвестной породы
Демонстративно нагадил у входа
Так это, я замечу, между прочим,
Не просто хорошо, а даже очень-очень
Вляпаться в дерьмо еще и поутру,
Примета есть такая - быть богатству и добру!
Иду в магазин - он закрыт на обед
Такого не видел уже много лет
А что за обед? Время - 9 утра!
Смотри, у всех кризис, а этому жрать
Вас много таких, а я здесь одна.
Не знаешь, что в кризис вступила страна?
Так это, я замечу, между прочим,
Не просто хорошо, а даже очень-очень
Жрать не будем - будем спортом заниматься
К Олимпиаде в Сочи мы уделаем китайцев!
Я радостно в офис спешу на работу,
А там тишина, как будто в субботу
А что так темно и молчанье кругом?
Так кризис же, Теперь экономим на всем:
На технике, на телефонах, на свете
Бумаге, чернилах и даже аренде
Решили раз в месяц мы офис снимать
Зарплату чтоб здесь приходить получать
Зарплату? За что? За какую работу?
А нельзя не платить, потому что по КЗоТу
И это, я признаюсь, между прочим,
Не просто хорошо, а даже очень-очень
Наконец российский наш народ
Начал понимать, шо значит слово "КЗоТ"
Я в банк прихожу заходите, не стойте
У нас всё в порядке, не беспокойтесь
Да я просто деньги хотел бы забрать
Куда понесете? Кому отдавать?
Ну в Сбер, Внешторгбанк, Газпром, Банк Москвы..
Да что вы, зачем, ну подумайте вы
Ну сколько процентов они могут дать?
А я предлагаю уже 25!
Нет, деньги мои вы, пожалуй, снимите,
Могу взять под сколько процентов хотите,
Хотите под сто или может под двести?
Не главное деньги, ведь мы с вами вместе!
Это, я замечу, между прочим,
Не просто хорошо, а даже очень-очень
Ведь Запад загнивает попробуйте у них
Получить не напрягаясь двести годовых
И это, я замечу, между прочим,
Не просто хорошо, а даже очень-очень
А в том, что оборвался незатейливый мотив,
И есть пожалуй главный в этой песне позитив
I sit in longing and suit "Brion"
On a sidewall in a second-class car.
Smell chicken grill, tobacco, toilet
In your pocket there is a "virtual" but there is no ticket ....
Got up early in the morning, turned on the TV,
And there they speak the economy crisis!
First in America, later - in Europe
Navisla global full g * pa
Once all, then we are not missing
P * Zdets imperceptibly tipped to Russia
Well, as unnoticed, for a whole year
P * Zdec is still stronger and is stronger.
So this, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
And the fact that it is bad, I will agree hardly:
At least, in something we caught up with America.
The crisis so as not to find me at home
I decided to start I ring familiar
And I tell me impossible your call
On the account there is no money - it started, with * ka, crisis ...
I go down to the entrance - the elevator does not work
And x * y? After all, the crisis - Lifter says
Under the crisis and the dog of an unknown breed
Demonstantly raised at the entrance
So this, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
Put in shit also in the morning,
Signs there is such - to be wealth and good!
I go to the store - it is closed for lunch
This has not seen many years
And what for lunch? Time - 9 am!
Look, everyone has a crisis, and to eat it
You have a lot of such, and I am alone here.
Do you know that a country has joined the crisis?
So this, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
We will not eat - we will be engaged in sports
To the Olympics in Sochi we will pay the Chinese!
I am joyfully in the office I have a hurry to work,
And there silence, as if on Saturday
And what's so dark and silence around?
So the crisis is now saving on everything:
On the technique, on the phones, in the world
Paper, ink and even rent
Decided once a month we office shoot
Salary to come here to receive
Salary? For what? For what work?
And you can not pay, because by chat
And this, I confess, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
Finally the Russian people
Began to understand, sho means the word "kzot"
I come to the bank come, do not stand
We are all right, do not worry
Yes, I just would like to pick up money
Where do you suffer? Who to give?
Well, in Sber, Vneshtorgbank, Gazprom, Bank of Moscow ..
What are you, why, then think you
Well, how many percent can they give?
And I suggest 25!
No, my money you, perhaps, remove
I can take at how much percent you want
Want for a hundred or maybe for two hundred?
Not most important money, because we are together!
This, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
After all, the West starts trying with them
Get not straining two hundred per annum
And this, I will notice, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
And in the fact that the simple motive broke
And there is perhaps the main thing in this song positive
On a sidewall in a second-class car.
Smell chicken grill, tobacco, toilet
In your pocket there is a "virtual" but there is no ticket ....
Got up early in the morning, turned on the TV,
And there they speak the economy crisis!
First in America, later - in Europe
Navisla global full g * pa
Once all, then we are not missing
P * Zdets imperceptibly tipped to Russia
Well, as unnoticed, for a whole year
P * Zdec is still stronger and is stronger.
So this, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
And the fact that it is bad, I will agree hardly:
At least, in something we caught up with America.
The crisis so as not to find me at home
I decided to start I ring familiar
And I tell me impossible your call
On the account there is no money - it started, with * ka, crisis ...
I go down to the entrance - the elevator does not work
And x * y? After all, the crisis - Lifter says
Under the crisis and the dog of an unknown breed
Demonstantly raised at the entrance
So this, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
Put in shit also in the morning,
Signs there is such - to be wealth and good!
I go to the store - it is closed for lunch
This has not seen many years
And what for lunch? Time - 9 am!
Look, everyone has a crisis, and to eat it
You have a lot of such, and I am alone here.
Do you know that a country has joined the crisis?
So this, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
We will not eat - we will be engaged in sports
To the Olympics in Sochi we will pay the Chinese!
I am joyfully in the office I have a hurry to work,
And there silence, as if on Saturday
And what's so dark and silence around?
So the crisis is now saving on everything:
On the technique, on the phones, in the world
Paper, ink and even rent
Decided once a month we office shoot
Salary to come here to receive
Salary? For what? For what work?
And you can not pay, because by chat
And this, I confess, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
Finally the Russian people
Began to understand, sho means the word "kzot"
I come to the bank come, do not stand
We are all right, do not worry
Yes, I just would like to pick up money
Where do you suffer? Who to give?
Well, in Sber, Vneshtorgbank, Gazprom, Bank of Moscow ..
What are you, why, then think you
Well, how many percent can they give?
And I suggest 25!
No, my money you, perhaps, remove
I can take at how much percent you want
Want for a hundred or maybe for two hundred?
Not most important money, because we are together!
This, I note, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
After all, the West starts trying with them
Get not straining two hundred per annum
And this, I will notice, by the way,
Not just good, but even very, very
And in the fact that the simple motive broke
And there is perhaps the main thing in this song positive
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