КВН Утомлённые солнцем - Девственность
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- The best thing that mankind has invented for all the time of its existence is love. This is exactly what they are doing at the Department of Nuclear Physics of the Sochi Institute of Tourism and Resort Business.

Lena - Today we are scientists of the country

When with fertility, in general, interruptions ...

Should take off the Pythagorean pants

And feel free to experiment with love!

- Well, let's start!

Gall - Can I go?

- I'm not ready for overtime today!

Lena - Without constant exercise, marriage is not strong!

Come to me, my languid little black,

Let's embrace hands and feet!

Gall - Can I ask an immodest question?

- Can I get money off you!?

Lena - You can't, slave, let's excite me with verses !!!

Gall - I am a hairy hare, I am a Sochi bastard, fluffy one hundred percent, oh-oh-oh ....

Lena - And touching my lips!

Gall - Can I read another one?

Lena - Come on, maniac! Come on, come on, come on!!!!!

Gall - I like that you are not sick of me!

- Not whooping cough, not foot-and-mouth disease, not mumps!

Lena - And the fact that the whole back is scratched?

Gaul - Believe me, I accidentally ... beard !!!

Lena - How soon, dear, did you leave then! Left unkissed by you!

Gall - And how did you give birth to triplets to me?

Lightly touching sleeves?

Lena - I will love you to the grave, dear!

And if you go to another world,

I will come to your grave!

Gall - And after death I will not find peace ...

I will drop you!

Lena - Excuse me, for what?

Gall - At least for the hair! I'll take you and leave you!

Lena - Why?

Gall - For our revelry under the moon,

For our non-sitting in the restaurant,

For our not lying on the couch,

Lena - For your lack of standing under water!

Gall - Everything is over between us, listen!

Lena - Mishanya, you are given to me from above !!!

Gall - I will give you ...

Lena - Paris!?…

Gall - No ... For starters - Magadan ...

Lena - Boy! Gigolo! Unshaven Lilliputian!

Gaul - Ho-ho, I'm laughing in your face!

Unshaven midget? How old are you?

Lena - 17!

Gall - I would answer ... yes, they will give the same amount!

Lena - Yes, I'm 17!

Who doubts this

Let him throw a stone at me, this very hour!

Gall - I see that they threw more than once!

Lena - So you are also a boor!?

Gall - What? Then duel! I'm throwing you a handkerchief!

Lena - Shawl?!!!! My gift!!!??? It's not good to throw it away!

Gaul - The handkerchief is my friend, but the truth is more precious!

Lena - How about a shower?

Gall - No, I'm lazy!

We are in for a disappointment!

I offer you, Lenus!

From now on, multiply by budding!

Lena - But you wanted me, didn't you?!

Gall - Who, me?

Lena - Yes! Remember in detail!

And who told me in the park: “I'm Beeline in bed! It's comfortable with me!"

Gall - Yes, he did! carriage. Me, a carriage!

Lena - Wait... Let me be short!

But if in heels and leggings -

I'm 90-60 over 90...

Gall - Excuse me, is this in millimeters!?

Lena - Let's go, let's indulge in hot passion !!! ...

Gall - It's not March! And I'm not a cat!

Lena - Oh, yes! Then please return my gifts!!!

Gall - And who will return my virginity to me?

Lena - I like your right hand!

Your eyes, your eyelashes!

You can't see everything behind your nose!

Gall - Lenus, I love you, listen!

Lena - I'm weakening from passionate passion!

Gall - I didn't dare, I don't know...

Lena - Well, why are you delaying?

Gall - I'm shy!

Lena - Marry me, I'll do it!

Gall - Let the flowers of love bloom...

Lena - One will remain imperishable -

Gall - There are only two troubles in Russia

Lena - Mishanya Galustyan