Кадия - Варп-частушки 3
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Once upon a time, the Ork Waaagh!
Decided to conquer the whole planet
But Sly Marbo was there
Where will they bury them now?

A mother brought home a cat
From under the bridge by the river
It smelled of death and concrete
I'll name him Mortarion

A traveler came to Leman Russ
Went into the forest and that was that
Everyone in the Imperium knows
There are no wolves on Fenris

The Orks were swimming in the lake
They found a stray tooth there
A hammering sound was heard all day
They didn't even go to the humans

Opa opa, a sailor with talent
Tore off his neighbor's leg
And decorated it with a bow

The guys in gray armor
Were greatly astonished:
The Thirteenth Legion
Knows how to party!

They know a thing or two about good holidays
Here on Krieg,
Everyone in the world has heard
About our local fireworks!

Saul Tarvitz knows for sure
How to avoid trouble:
He understood, meeting Garro:
Friendship is a miracle! A child ran up to his mother
Saying, "Look, I'm a magician!"
But Mom wasn't thrilled
She's an Inquisitor, after all

Oh-oh, a new job
Extracting geneseed
Until the seventh sweat

Blood Angels in some world
Got caught in a warp storm
If it weren't for the local peasants
They would have starved

There was a Waaagh against the humans
And I was among the brothers
We wanted to loot a Titan
And flew to the hill with the Ork

They took the Genestealer's mechs
To study the beast's habits
The parasite kisses everyone
The report says Slaaneshite

You won't find a more elegant gift
Than from a Dark Eldar
He rejuvenates himself to the screams
Of victims impaled on spikes

Oh-oh
Military routine
He named his right hand
Saint Celestine

Next to a pacifist Ork
And a Nurgle worshipper in the bathroom
Sits the honest, kind
Erebus himself

Once upon a time, a Magos
Showed an ancient film to the enemies
And now the Necrons in unison
Are searching everywhere for Sarah Connor

Activists in an agri-world
Opened a Slaanesh cult
From early morning, they dress their neighbor
As a Daemonette

Somewhere in the warp stream
Tzeentch was playing poker with the gods
He went all-in on every hand
Five aces and eight queens

Oh-oh
He deftly pulled out
Two trump sixes for Khorne's epaulets

We arrived on Cadia
The Guardsmen beat us there
And now, for the glory of Khorne
We are looking for Abaddon's hands

Rogal Dorn's squads
Are diligently building barricades
Very soon they will be beaten
The liberal Chaos worshippers

I haven't slept for a couple of days
I dream of my Khorneite sweetheart
He carries a bouquet of skulls
And growls under my window Sonnet

The lads are there at the mountain peaks
Thousands of edible squigs
Falling from the sky for free
Let's all run back with me

Opa opa
Without a single bullet
The hungry Waaagh! dealt with
The hive fleet assault

I don't approach the Emperor's throne
Without a joke or two
Sometimes I'll remind him about the psykers
Sometimes I'll tell him about Chaos