Камеди Клаб - Баттл Пушкин vs Гоголь
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The 19th century only started -
In Russian poetry, a scandal ripens -
On one of the TUS literary sharks
Pushkin said Gogol "Old School" ...
Such insults Gogol do not say goodbye,
In the Tsarskoye Selo battles is planned,
As the glamorous magazine "Contemporary" writes -
Battle is appointed on Monday !!
Here on the Tsarskoye Selo Battle Day, it came
I have not seen such a lyceum -
Books, veils, ducklings, shinions,
Camisols, wigs, lace, ankle boots,
Brabus carts bring guests
Cool carriages up to eight horses,
HOLOK - carbon, rhinestones in the bridle,
Cast hooves, flies sensor on the tail,
Baroness breasts are tightened with corsets,
Count eggs with leggings are tightened,
Free shots, Chiki everywhere,
Tolstoy hydropon carried in a beard,
Griboedov in Chil-Auta pushes the corral,
Other Griboedes - the same as he,
They spin the oblique, poured punch,
On the stage of Fire Show the second volume of "Dead Souls" ...
And he says the host - “everything that was - bullshit!
On the stage - Sasha Pushkin !! ... "
...
1000 candles on the stage are directed,
Wide pants in the sneakers are tucked,
Washing caviar with a jelly with vodka,
Pushkin appears with a moon gait ...
Afro hairstyle, tattoo in full side -
"Aim Tsarskoye Singe Snop Dogi Dance!"
Golden chain on the neck, a Mycrophone in the hand,
Piercing in a great and powerful language,
Fonvizin with Kuchelbekker gasped already -
Incorrect in Tsarskoye Selo such an shocking !!! ...
Becomes the hero of Pushkin as
Panties of county poets fly on stage,
Poems, poem, book, a book, fly out,
Pushkin is more than a poet, Pushkin - Real Neger!
He is freestylelit to the joy of rich baroness,
Into poems weaving lines and rhymes "Kiss My AS",
Sasha completes her victorious Speech, -
Ah yes Pushkin, ah yes Sun of beech !!! ..
Battle continues - everyone hid in a corner -
Gogol comes out, nicknamed "Google" ...
Great blogger, nosy textbook,
Throughout Russia, dead souls of the search engine,
Black overcoat, a pentagram sign,
Wii appears on a huge screen,
The audience gasped under the weight of the eyes -
On stage, a choir of five hundred auditors ...
Black hair falls on the shoulders
Gogol pushes infernal speeches,
Drives the topic about zombies, about the remains,
About some kind of farm near some kind of savage ...
All day the negativity is a continuous suicide,
The hall is dissatisfied, the viewer whistles,
Gogol continues with a sour bread ...
Pushkin with the words: "How is he sophisticated !!"
He clarifies the hall of the ardent theme -
"Gogol is not a rapper, Gogol is emo ..."
...
Pushkin continues the literary sechen
In the baseball cap "New York" goes to LoqueShen,
He stands by the turntables, the shake vinyl is heard -
Catch House Mix on Ruslan and Lyudmila ...
Hence morality:
If you go on stage -
You have to push the unreal topic !!
Seryozha Immortal about Sasha Immortal,
This is Vanya Blackman, applause ...