Казенный унитаз - Чикагская вафля
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I used to work in an office
Like everyone else, I wore a business attire
But suddenly, something happened
Someone slipped a surprise into my laptop
I noticed something strange there
The computer was closed, but something was on
It smelled strange, worse than the toilet
I was surprised when I opened the laptop
A waffle from Chicago descended for good
To us from secret places
Who will eat it?

The computer is hard to open
The waffle is hard-baked and crunchy
What kind of crazy person is this
Did he decide to drive me crazy like this?
Smeared evenly in little squares
Carefully laid out in the laptop
Since when did waffles suddenly become crap
Since when is this considered a good thing?
A waffle from Chicago descended for good
To us from secret places
Who will eat it? Hellishly fried
The crust is crispy
The waffle in the laptop is hot
Baked, shiny
Shit all over the keyboard
The laptop is plugged in
If I follow the rules
Then the cookie is checkered
It descended for good
Waffle from Chicago
Right on my computer
The fucking idiot took a shit
I'll put the waffle next to me
I'll punish the blooper
I'll shit on his computer
I'm fucking crazy too