Килограмм - Жека из ЖЭКа
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Meet Jack, aka Eugene
The man - a misunderstanding
For all Eugene - just Jeka
Plumber our Jeka
Young cheerful fellow, but lazy
The brigade Eugene - Bring hither
Nature endowed Zheka force
But with the brains turned Hilo
The brigade Zheke not pour
He has his own geese, and so it lacks
Sense is just a tool
According to the guy just cocksucker
Entrust wife to do something,
After it 3 times just to redo
Shorter rests on brute force
Ship tanks, pipes carves
Raises cutters with hoses to door
Then drags the battery
But wih not mad, all right
Juli 7 education classes

Zheeka, Jeka - plumber from the housing

And then the trouble 6 apartment
Burst drain standpipe in sartire
The hostess peacefully cooked soup,
And then fucking some fistulas
Nine-story, apartment building
Suddenly scared suffered by shit
Zinaida Pavlovna ran to the phone
Calls on the site, "Help I'm drowning!"
Master gives the task team
Move to his grandmother while she conscious
Had finished tea, I eat up the sausage
And further to the specified address
The brigade 4 people
3 Take off the old pros and Jeka
Senior gives his wife an introduction
Shut off hot and cold water
And that there is no misunderstanding
Climb up warn neighbors
In order not to go to a point a couple of hours
And if you suddenly feel an urge, gadili in basins

Zheeka, Jeka - plumber from the housing

2nd floor, above it is still up 7
Wih all kind of warned
On the top floor is ringing the bell
And there lives a dull Dzyadok
Jeka rang, rang, no one opened
So no one, mission accomplished
And Zynaida Pavlova, meanwhile cut pipe
Preparing for replacement
From the ceiling hole as a black eye
The hostess let just in case the pelvis
all men do quickly, deftly
Wih basin stands with a safety net
And there is not before and not after as luck
Grandfather on the 9th floor of the itch
Spun in the stomach with his grandfather,
Has done his job, he has launched the torpedo
The rocket separated from the stage
Plus the acceleration of gravity
Hearing the roar of all time Rushed
All but Zheka the pelvis

Zheeka, Jeka - plumber from the housing

Upon impact, the whole mixture was fetid
Is converted into a fine dispersion
Kicks from hand basin fuck
Man stands in the whole shit and ahue
The men look in the toilet to Zheke
And he is standing with his mouth open, closing his eyelids
The walls in the shit, clothes covered in shit
Shit in the face, then more fun
I ran to the bathroom to wash the face and hands
And there is no water, that bitch!
Frantically spinning air valves
Men have hysteria, panic at Zheka
Zinaida kept his heart, expect trouble
"Mistress, fuck, bring water!"
A water Hooley look, do not look for
Houses made of only one liquid soup
Jeka gets into the hands of the soup
And he starts frantically wash soup
Such is the garbage happened to the man
Since then he became a legend Jeka Jeka

Zheeka, Jeka - plumber from the housing