Краснов - Дядя Стёпа - полицай
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Who does not know his uncle Stopu?
Who it does not carry cash?
Everyone knows that Uncle Stepan
As a child, theft hunted.

That did not want to learn it,
And I did not want to work,
That all his life he drank heavily,
What's in jail just missed.

And now the cops chased
And they took his uncle stop,
So that was a crime instead
Legalized gop-stop.

He knocks foot urns
The banisters beats dubom,
And such a glamorous outfit -
From Yudashkin - on it.

On zatylochke cap,
Hands holding of the belt,
Beats OL of fatty thigh,
A muzzle brick.

He goes out of office,
And some sloven
Mouth opened in surprise:
"Nix! This policeman!"

Uncle Stepan strains
Everyone from adults to kids.
Will be met - obscenely abused
And say with fear:

- Yeah! People such growth
Meet the ceremony is not easy!
Yeah! such a scoundrel
Form a new-to-face!
If you get up in the post,
Bypassing a minute a mile away!
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Along the path straight
finely mince Tajik.
Though it eight years in Moscow,
He has no residence ...

And this Tadjik
Uncle Stepan says:
on beer money Goni-ka,
My insides on fire!

Or help with money,
Give a glass or a fool
Raskumaritsya with friends,
Although I am not a drug addict.

Huckster and a handful of something
pulls out of his pocket:
"All of you shall not eat, or vomiting"
And - Stepan gives.

By LJ shkami wrote,
Stepan that from now on
called guest workers:
Uncle Stepan - a fly agaric.
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What happened? At the station
Crying boy about six years old.
He lost his mother in the hall.
As it is now to find it?

All of the police call,
And she certainly was right there!

Stepan climbs, slowly,
The pockets of the baby,
It gets pretty handily
Coat of small things.

And - back to the station,
Where in the duty room resting.
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I was walking home from school pupil -
Emo Goth .. .. Well, in general, a freak.
On the move, he said,
And Mobil lit

Suddenly, towards the policeman,
Emo once slept with the person,
After all, in the shoes on the platform
Not escape the cops in uniform.

- Document on the phone have?
That the prison decided to sit down ?!
And Mobil worked,
However, the same evening propyl.

With such growth pointsman
Argue simply not easy.
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They were confused by the building,
What Uprising Square,
Suddenly look - worth Stepan,
swallowed with a glass of the morning!

All froze in astonishment:
- Uncle Stepan! It's you?
Not yours here offices,
Che, in kind, for show-off ?!

Uncle Stepan belched,
Grinned, winked:

- I received a post of honor!
Happy - I just can not.
I am now on the odd days
Beware of prostitutes!
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I am walking down the street passer-by,
The professor alike.
Suddenly grabbed him shudder:
He sees his throat knife.

Before him stands a bandit,
And cheeky says:
"You got me, bespectacled rob,
And for that, bitch, sit down! "

Here comes Uncle Stepan.
"Everything, bespectacled man. Well you ... a.
Robbing common people here
I will not let you, you freak! "

And frightened professor
All the up to dentures,
Policeman gives,
A burglar brazenly laughs.

Policeman, Stepan Stepanov
Since childhood, he knew all bandyuganov.
Lit terpily Loja,
Now relax well.
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One morning, on Sunday,
Stepan came out of the yard.
Stop! Don `t move! No salvation:
Clung to the kids.

Stepan looks Victor,
Disgust wrinkles his nose:
- Uncle Stepan! Sorry!
- What's happened?
- There is the question!

Why are not you at the bandits,
And the police came?
The policeman shouts angrily:
"Come on ... all gone!"

However, after the brow knits,
Left eye a little screwed up,
Says: - Well, lads!
The question will answer you.

To report in confidence,
That the police serve
Because this service
I holyavnoy find!

Someone with a gun and dubom
While serving as the winter and summer?
N.