Крипипаста - Jason the toy maker VS Candy Pop
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DANCE! DANCE! MONKEY DANCE!
DANCE! DANCE! Sarumane DANCE!
DANCE! DANCE! Youki ni DANCE!
DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

Esa wo etaikara saru ga manande iru
Naruhodo hito ni wa ano gei ga ukeru no ka

Hito nante choroi mon uki
Chotto kokoro kusuguru dake uki
Black hole na ryuukou ni
Suikoma rete yukunda uki

Aiaiaai aiaiaai o saru-san ga kobi teru
Aiaiaai aiaiaai min'na ga warau
Aiaiaai aiaiaai sarumane demo kamawazu
Aiaiaai aiaiaai hito wa yorokobu

Hana no kireisa wakaranai kara dango wo kurete yaru uki

Oaji wa dou?

Inu wa yatsu wo mite "tamashii wo utte iru" tte sa
Kouutsuzai hourikonde kinishitenai furisa

Min'na onaji fuku kiteru uki
Min'na onaji ruisen motteru uki
Kokoro no anaume sagashi tetakara
Boku ga umeta dakeda uki

Aiaiaai aiaiaai te wo jouge ni ugokashi
Aiaiaai aiaiaai samui odori wo
Aiaiaai aiaiaai kowareta omocha no you ni
Aiaiaai aiaiaai tada kurikaesu

Hana no hakanasa wakaranai kara nenbutsu demo tonaeru uki

###Koko kara DUBSTEP!###

Sorezore no kioku nazoru senritsu
Kokoro ni shimite ku oto kotoba
Aa ruijin'en ni shinshoku sarete yuku
Oto mo kotoba mo mirai mo...

Aiaiaai aiaiaai o saru-san wa bokura wo
Aiaiaai aiaiaai kage de warau yo
Aiaiaai aiaiaai sarumane demo kamawazu
Aiaiaai aiaiaai yorokon deruto

Saru-go shika shaberenaku nari yuku ningen no kao wa mina egao

Kandakai koe urusai sekai de mimi wo fusaide iru yo

Ukyakyakyakya!!