Лигапье - Ода туалету
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Oda toilet.
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Here you can calmly think
About matters that do not give peace
About the problems accumulated in the house
For many days and years,
Read an interesting book,
There are two labels from the freshener ...
You come here sadly here
And you always come in fun.

And you can, of course, think
About what could be better
Run barefoot on a uninhabited island,
Your naked view
Hippo, monkeys and frogs,
Walk under the palm tree and wipe with a leaf.

Chorus.

There is no better place, no cozy corner,
There is no softer chair, roll and right hand,
The door, the walls are four, cramped, but this is not an elevator,
And at another time, even a place for two.

And if you hang smart literature on the door,
Encyclopedia-book, specially beat the shelf,
You can accidentally increase the level of culture
And the dissertation is safe to defend the doctoral,

And you can retire with a glossy magazine,
Grace to admire angels and goddesses,
And if you accidentally fall asleep, then you will certainly dream
The sun and the endless sky is blue.

Chorus.

There is no better place, no cozy corner,
There is no softer chair, roll and right hand,
The door, the walls are four, cramped, but this is not an elevator,
And at another time, even a place for two.



And if you take the calculator ...
One and a half, about a minute
The calculations are simple
You can produce.
How much time do you spend
Per day, and how much in the year.
Three hundred and sixty, like
And the amount can be found.

It turns out two days
You spend in these walls.
Having spent their empty,
You can’t go back anymore.
It was possible to draw up a plan
By enslaving the world
And become the Lord of the world.

Chorus.

There is no better place, no cozy corner,
There is no softer chair, roll and right hand,
The door, the wall is four, cramped, but this is not an elevator,
And at another time, even a place for two.