Макс Леонидов - Основы фен-шуя
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Erema was an ordinary guy
I watched the window program
I went to the vocational school
Drove girls on a moped
Drank beer with friends
And listened to Ramshtine
Once a strange brochure
In green binding
Erema read ...
Innocent Virgin Reason Yerema
It has changed irreversibly ...

Erema began to study
Funds of Feng Shuya
To the fen-fingered rhyme
I will not look for me
Soon he realized that the trouble happened:
Kitchen windows, bedroom doors
Everything is looking wrong
But if you cook dinners in the corridor
If you sleep on the porch
That is the opportunity to avoid
Evil energy of Tsy ...
He hung the house with mirrors
Magic bells
I didn't go to play Balda with the boys
I ate a bamboo sprout
And lay down to the southeast

Chorus:
Erema, Erema, would you sit at home
Enough about Thomas, now let's talk
Everyone should hold on the roots
Erema, Yerema, Erema, Yeremey

The cops caught him, and his hands broke
He carried the graves of the ancestors
On the Avenue of Science
Cops, of course, Feng Shui is useless
The cops were put in prison
But very soon they
They regretted it
Erema in the cell became authority
No one is chefite
Everyone shouts: "Hallelujah"
And study the basics of feng-shuya

Chorus.

In the Gearbrustery Eremu on the advice of a doctor
They pricked a quick something
And leaked to the sang part ...
And by the way, it turned out to be an excellent Feng Shui
To the Feng zh again, I will not look for a rift I ask
But the celebration of Erema
It was not long
He was sent to the office
The main luminary
Svetilo said to Yereme:
"You are healthy, sick
Take your bamboo and scratch home "
I visit Erem every Saturday
He rejoices at me
Like Boyle Mariot
We drink green tea
Each mug is large
And study the basics of Feng Shuya

Chorus.