Масяня ост - Десять дохлых енотов
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Как-то один енот жил, толстый, как барсук;
Он пригласил на Рождество енотов девять штук.
Десять енотов попытались пир затеять,
Один нюхнул чё-то не то, осталось только девять.
Девять енотов откосили в эту осень,
Один в стройбате схлопотал, осталось только восемь.
Восемь енотов всё играли в слот беспечно,
Ну поиграли и ушли, один застрял навечно.
Семеро енотов захотели песни петь,
Один придумал модный хит, и вот уже их шесть.
Жизнь - это джунгли, сколько ни квакать,
Сдохнет один - ну и кто будет плакать?
Это жизнь кровью пишет сюжет,
И добрым людям места в ней нет!
Шестеро енотов в Интернет стали писать,
Один прикалывал царя, осталось только пять.
Пятеро енотов пострелять решили в тире,
Один сказал, что Бога нет, и их теперь четыре.
Четверо енотов захотели бизнес строить,
Нашёлся шустрый конкурент, и их осталось трое.
Трое енотов с Монти Пайтона балдели,
Один со смеха дуба дал, лишь двое уцелели.
Двое енотов телевизор посмотрели,
Вы думали, что помрёт один, но оба околели.
Жизнь - это джунгли, сколько ни квакать,
Сдохнет один - ну и кто будет плакать?
Это жизнь кровью пишет сюжет,
И добрым людям места в ней нет!
Раз-два, и ты - трупак, ведь жизнь - только пшик,
Так что пей вино, лови момент, пока не старик.
Нахрен всю херню и весь бардак,сегодня - ништяк!
Somehow one raccoon lived, fat like a badger;
He invited nine pieces for Christmas.
Ten raccoons tried a feast to start,
One sniffed something wrong, only nine remained.
Nine raccoons disappeared into this autumn,
One in Stroybate Schlopotal, only eight remained.
Eight raccoons all played a slot carelessly,
Well, played and gone, one stuck forever.
Seven Ents wanted singing songs,
One came up with fashionable hit, and now their six.
Life is a jungle, how much is neat,
Meet alone - so who will cry?
This life is blood writes the plot,
And good people there are no places in it!
Six raccoons in the Internet began to write,
One pinned the king, there were only five.
Five Retotov decided to shoot in a dash,
One said that there is no God, and they are now four.
Four racons wanted to build a business,
There was a smart competitor, and three of them left.
Three raccoons with Monti Paiton Balley,
One with a laughing dub gave, only two survived.
Two rans TV looked,
You thought that one would die alone, but both cameras.
Life is a jungle, how much is neat,
Meet alone - so who will cry?
This life is blood writes the plot,
And good people there are no places in it!
Once or two, and you are a trouck, because life is only a pshik,
So drink wine, catch the moment, until the old man.
Fuck all garbage and all mess, today - nishtyak!
He invited nine pieces for Christmas.
Ten raccoons tried a feast to start,
One sniffed something wrong, only nine remained.
Nine raccoons disappeared into this autumn,
One in Stroybate Schlopotal, only eight remained.
Eight raccoons all played a slot carelessly,
Well, played and gone, one stuck forever.
Seven Ents wanted singing songs,
One came up with fashionable hit, and now their six.
Life is a jungle, how much is neat,
Meet alone - so who will cry?
This life is blood writes the plot,
And good people there are no places in it!
Six raccoons in the Internet began to write,
One pinned the king, there were only five.
Five Retotov decided to shoot in a dash,
One said that there is no God, and they are now four.
Four racons wanted to build a business,
There was a smart competitor, and three of them left.
Three raccoons with Monti Paiton Balley,
One with a laughing dub gave, only two survived.
Two rans TV looked,
You thought that one would die alone, but both cameras.
Life is a jungle, how much is neat,
Meet alone - so who will cry?
This life is blood writes the plot,
And good people there are no places in it!
Once or two, and you are a trouck, because life is only a pshik,
So drink wine, catch the moment, until the old man.
Fuck all garbage and all mess, today - nishtyak!