михайлов борис - Свадьба
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A friend began to saw, after 5 years I am 25
I want to get married urgently, and it's time to give birth to children there
Mom says we can live with us
We will live in my room
Vasya, really class?
The central registry office must sign
Then ride with a photographer on monuments
We will remove the cafe, we will walk
And you can have a wedding night with us
Parents will give in to the bed.

I reluctantly agree
I look the truth
Time passes and you can't turn it back
You need to live an adult life and create a family
A friend in the ear whispers:
Vasya, I love you
Printing in the passport - just all
Do not like it - get off. Business
I figured, she will cook, clean
What no living space plus a joint bed

It comes 2 a.m. July 25
In the Potma we make our way to the registry office and Julia
But 4 pairs are already grazing in place,
There is a list on the arms,
Someone thunders Tara
Accidentally stumbling about someone in the Potma
I apologize, he snapps and sends nah
We take the turn, we are waiting for the dawn
Is this the beginning of a new family or not yet?

Wedding Day went according to the usual plan
First the ransom of the bride, the blow pocket
Wedding procession of 7 cars
Zhiguli, Muscovites and among them limousine
At the entrance, sprinkled with a trifle and sweets
Mother -in -law jokes, drinks and writes signs
We break the plate, eat a loaf
Well, pour in parallel, drink
Mendelssohn played the music center in the registry office
Signed quickly, nothing special
Gray walls, displeased aunt
Guests rejoiced, vodka went into the course
We go to the theater, we take a picture at the fountain,
The mother -in -law concludes: I'm your mother now!
We arrive in a cafe on the shore of the Don
My friends from the region join the guests
The first dance of young people in a beautiful guise
My new father -in -law is already drunk to the no decency
Some vulgarity shouts from the table
Mother -in -law calm him down as best she could
Danated dance, we sit eating a salad
Dad pushes a toast, recalls Stroybat
Tamada is raining with jokes, humor inappropriate
But everyone laughs, I'm also glad
Sliders go hands, collecting funds
Daughter or son for a happy childhood
Witness in the competition with rolling eggs,
Guests are delighted, encouraging a referers
Then the bride was stolen and drink for her
A glass of vodka in one gulp and not live a drop
I'm already drinking vodka and start to get drunk
Tamada is joyful: "Now the grandmother will sing"
The last thing I remember how I was dancing lying
My uncle Seryozha handed over to someone
Labukha friends asked to sing about Yerevan,
He did not know the song, pulled Magadan
Contests with chairs, playing a brook
Speech of a witness about army ration
My consciousness fell on a wedding night
In the sliders more money was collected on

The second wedding day was already at home
And there were no guys from the area on it
Relatives drank vodka with a narrow company
The television with the back background conveyed the summary
As a result, all even our dog got drunk
Someone put beer and crayfish
Someone was sick from the fifth floor
Aunt Olya with chemistry looked like a hedgehog
By evening, my wife and I were selling a cake
Mom urged everyone not to do an abortion
Everything is fun, everything is on the verge of foul
No one eats the cake, the Coca-Cola is untouched
I unable to remember my wedding night
My father-in-law is seriously: take care of my daughter
At night was mutated, it was not up to sex
Barely reached the toilet, tripped over Rex
In the morning he returned to the room wanted to sleep
But an hour later a mother came to the young without a knock
Vasya, wake up, the cockerel sang for a long time
Get out in the apartment and go make a bucket
Do not wake Yulennna, she is very tired

You will live in order, we are now one family
Now only we are, and I will end with cleaning, go to the market

Here it is what adult life means ...

He leaked in his head

Do not get married quickly