Ольга Гирфанова - Баба ищет мужика
текст песни

A woman seeks a man;
Her life, she hopes, will be easy.
She wants a force that can't be stopped—
To live a life of sheer abundance.

A woman seeks a man;
She’s signed up online to find him.
She wants muscles and six-pack abs—
Someone to lift her up to the heavens.

Hello, my darling, my beloved;
I am your Twin Flame.
We are destined to merge as one;
I will be yours forevermore.

Hello, my darling, my beloved;
I am your Twin Flame.
There shall be no lies between us;
And I will surely find your G-spot.

A woman seeks a man—
One who, when standing tall and hard,
Ensures the connection between their "pipes"
Proves to be deep and profound.

A woman seeks a man;
Her womb calls out like a dove.
And lo, the little dove appears—
Bringing along his "favorite friend."

Hello, my darling, my beloved;
I am your Twin Flame.
We are destined to merge as one;
I will be yours forevermore.

Hello, my darling, my beloved;
I am your Twin Flame.
There shall be no lies between us;
And I will surely find your G-spot.

The woman grew utterly starved for love;
And, having worn herself out in the search,
She vowed—for the rest of her days—
That "Twin Flames" are total rubbish.