Розенбаум Александр - Песня невропатолога
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I wanted to become a geologist
Dermato-venereologist,
Then I decided to be
Like a mother as a heenecologist
And he became a neuropathologist
Spite to the enemies,
Now I knock them with a hammer
On the heads.

I like to poke a needle in the stomach,
I like to ask who lives with whom,
I also love it when
Your mouth is not distorted
And to be paralysis,
Then I'm flying
I, brother, so on the shoulder
But I'm silent.

The patient knocks - well, artist,
After all, I am a narrow specialist,
And to get to me
Go down two spans down,
Wait a number
Month or two,
And there, you see, it will pass
Sick head.

But I will master in the spring
Acupuncture,
Then without cognac
Don't come to me at all
After all, this procedure
Very difficult,
And without half a bank
Impossible.

They take a look at me, as in my mother,
I need to look into the distance.
Well, citizens, stop!
Not all of you give coal,
And if it gets very
Radiculitis,
Go work, let it hurt -
Not disabled.

In our country of the USSR
Every second pensioner,
And this is good,
We have someone to take an example from.
And we are neuropathologists -
Answer
They must be responsible to history.