Рязаныч и Маугли - Морийский гоблин
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Once in Hobbitania distant
Two hobbits walked for the heapon.
One of them rattled the ring on the neck,
Another was simply a gardener.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
Seeing the ring, he fell off the pony,
And the hobbits passed calmly by,
And not a single back looked around.

2
And at this time on the grave of the old
Customers were waiting for the death of customers
And between business in Tom Bombadil
Golden decoration threw.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
Seeing Tom, he fell into the grave,
The deaths were terribly scared
Deciding that it bombed darmed.

3
And at this time in a tavern in the Poral
A stray stray was sitting in the corner,
And fierce deer meat
He cut a broken nursing.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
Narsil, seeing, he fell from the fence,
And the laurel of Narkiss decided that it was Nazgul,
And he began to hide the agenda from Gandalf.

four
And at this time in the hill slide
We sat nine black idiots,
What patiently waited for Frodo
And they quietly howled on the moon.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
He sat down on the Morgul blade,
But Mitrandir seemed little,
And the lightning of the metal he is in one place.

5
And at this time near Rivendell
Seper Vseslavur brought pontoons,
Not knowing about it, Frodo accelerated
And he went across the river to the horse.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
Seeing Frodo, he fell into the river,
The stream was blocked with a wide back
And the Nazgul horses were washed away by water.

6
And at this time, Gandalf on the Council
Pokl §Ps erected to Saruman
And all on Frodo dumped the work,
Mordor's reading spells.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
Hearing him, he fell off the tower,
And Boromir sniffed quietly in the corner,
Prophecies observing the accomplishment.

7
And at this time a flock of wolves
I was going to have dinner calmly
And Legolas shot in the darkness for some reason,
From mosquitoes, probably fighting off.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
He showed the keepers the road
And, bringing them to the western goal,
He swore that the Elf is the best Malon.

eight
And at this time in Moria the habits
Keepers, passing through the crossings,
They entered the reading room without permission,
Without taking readership tickets.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
Exploring them, he fell into the well,
Then the balrog was awakened from the blow
And he delivered to Gandalf.

9
And at this time in the golden pokes
Galadriel went to get a haircut to Gimli,
But she was very unhappy with them:
Only the curl of the non -§ cut off.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
He was accepted for the throat by chance,
And the elves tied him in an instant,
But, having figured out, they released the world.

ten
And at this time down Anduin
A log with eyes floated behind the boats,
And Frodo, seeing his eyes on a log,
He decided that he was overwhelmed, however.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
Seeing the boats, he howled with fear,
And Legolas, deciding that this is Nazgul,
He took out his bow and shouted to everyone.
(With an arrow shot down a passing dragon).

eleven
And at this time near the Party Gallen
I hunted a ring for Boromir,
And Boromir hunted Frodo,
And the orcs on the ring led.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
When he saw his own, he decided to have fun
And Boromir, inappropriately, turned up,
They served as a pillow for pins.

12
And at this time in the kingdom of Theoden
The orcs marching to Izengard.
And Rochimi galloped after them
Require customs fees.

Then Mori Goblin passed by,
He took two hobbits smuggled,
But the vigilant customs officer of Rohan
His shmonal, and the hobbits fled.

13
And at this time in the table of the outflow
Suddenly the water disappeared in the water supply.
And Saruman called to the help of Ents,
They came, and everything was in order.

Then Mori Goblin swam by,
Seeing on, he ducked deeper,
And Ent Fangorn was terribly angry
But from the water he caught only his ears.

fourteen
And at this time from an impregnable tower
Mage Saruman r