Самсон Богородский, Марк Яровный - Случай в кабаке
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In a tavern near Krasnokamensk, peasants gathered
The person looking after the yards said let's move the topic
Petka looks like he will be in strict demand
Because he spoiled his nose with their product in China
We thought you were healthy
and there is so much mouse in you,
We thought you were right
and there is so much left-handedness in you
You bald scum thought you were going to have a ride
And without the lads there you will be salt inadequate
But the brothers from the triad fucked you right there
How did you hang out with someone's husband in foreign Manchuria?
Petka's times are like this right now, our Chinese bro
Now we will put the ownership of your ass on katran
You're a prominent guy among us, but it's a pity for the salt
You knew what that offense would do to your destiny.
Petka immediately shouted guys, wait a minute
I have a sick grandmother and drinking parents
Well, there is something that happens to me, but who doesn’t?
Remember how we spent metal on the camps
I have always lived by honor, but the devil pulled me to China
I thought that this movement would be kept secret
Well, I stuck a Chinese girl once in the ass and once on the cheek
Yes, I know it’s a ban, but damn it clicked
I remembered in the area the cockerels washed after the bath
I knew that everyone would burn me here, so I moved to China
And by the way, brothers, I fucked a cop along the way
I robbed him on the spot and got the cop's caviar
I wanted to drive her into the SUS and the sufferers are all over the roof
Well, I messed up a little, I hear your suggestion
my ass is locked up, there’s a lump in my throat
Have you forgotten, brothers, what a stealer I was?
Here the godfather hoe stepped in, fuck us, you're fooling us, you nit
For us you are almost a fag, quietly quietly Uncle Dima
Maybe you’ll still give me a chance and call the whore a bastard
Just don’t fuck me in the ass, just don’t fuck me in the ass!
And the lads became slightly quiet, the lads began to think
It looks like you were moving smartly, but you're a fucking idiot
Petka immediately threw his trump card, guys, we’re not goats
We are still full of humanity, I have doses in my ass
Suddenly he took out his bag from his cunning point
We have enough sales here for everyone, bro, for every muscleman
The whole gang looked at each other and suddenly their mouths began to water
Petka was in doubt right now, now all the Kents are with Petka
The whole pub is fucking under salt, wool is flying through the air
Who was Vitka, where is Vitalik, I can’t fucking tell
Someone is in the bathroom, someone is in the bathhouse, someone is finally playing billiards
That's all these guys, that's your mother's era
The moral of this story is that salt is dangerous for men.
Salt is also dangerous for women, they all go on webcams
And then a sane man finds out that she is a whore
And for our homeland, we can’t give birth to children like that
Who will go to defense, who will go to military defense?
Who will cure the crown and protect from UFOs?
There are dead factories
Because manly
They'll get sick of salts and fucking stir up the devils