Скороход feat. Сборная Камызякского края по КВН - Неинтересные Истории
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Два ноль один два-это прошлый год,
Два ноль один три-это следующий год,ой,то есть новый.
А это новый трек,ой,то есть,новая песня.
Здесь камызякские псы и Скороход-вместе.
Согласен,долгое начало,согласен.
Неинтересное даже немножечко,
Ну так оно нам надо-неинтересное начало
Ае
Мы начинаем фестиваль неинтересных историй,
Мы открываем фестиваль неинтересных историй,
Раньше все стеснялись неинтересных историй,
Так мы открыли фестиваль неинтересных историй.
И если ты ходячий сборник подобных историй,
Помни,мы твоя аудитория,мы твоя аудитория,помни.
Давай свою неинтересную историю,брат.
А он родился в Камызяке,правда,не в самом,
Голубоглазый парень по имени Антон,
В коричневых ботинках и в куртке дутой;
Помню,припрется в школу,поникший и понурый,
Ведь у него не получалось писать цифру 3,
Вот хоть убей,не получалось писать цифру 3!
Да ну,не получалось писать цифру 3?
Да,прикинь?
Господи,ну че там дальше?Не томи!
Но время движется неумолимо,
И он над цифрой три сидит ночами длинными.
Старается,за письменным столом пыхтит,выводит,
Ложится спать,когда мама на работу выходит.
И вот,однажды,за стремление,характер стойкий,
Ему учительница поставила,прикиньте,тройку!
Да нууу?
Красивую тройку!
Мы продолжаем фестиваль неинтересных историй,
Мы начинаем фестиваль неинтересных историй,
Раньше все стеснялись неинтересных историй,
Так мы открыли фестиваль неинтересных историй.
Таких историй очень много,у тебя они есть,
Наверняка,их рассказывал тебе таксист или тесть,
Попутчик в поезде,не очень нужный друг.
? в палас,мы ждем вас!
Ты починил дома стул,давай к нам в клуб!
История,как ты споткнулась и не упала,
Так этим непременно с нами поделиться надо!
А если все же упала,только рука грязная,
То все равно давай к нам с такой историей классной,такой историей классной
Ух,ты!Рука грязная!
Классная история!
Развязались шнурки
Лепил снеговики,
Как заплывал за буйки,
Как мыл яблоки,
Как тормозные колодки стерлись,
Как ты испачкал футболку,ходил топлес
Как на забор ты залез,потом резко слез,
Спрыгнул,потом палкой лягушку тыкнул,
Потом как долго нес тыкву,
К перестановке в комнате легко привыкли
(было такое)
Как в ручке кончилась паста и ты писал контрольную красной,
Как перепутал Касту с Бастой,
Яйца красил на Пасху,
Как выходил ты из ЗАГСа,
Как тяжело бегать в ластах,
Ты рассказывал,рассказывал,рассказывал.
Дружище,не стесняйся-приди и расскажи!
Это вообще неинтересно,
Но это тоже жизнь.
Но интерестинг лайф.
Неинтересная жизнь.
Но интерестинг лайф.
Ае
Мы начинаем фестиваль неинтересных историй,
Раньше все стеснялись неинтересных историй,
Так мы открыли фестиваль неинтересных историй.
Если ты ходячий сборник подобных историй,
Мы твоя аудитория,помни!(х2)
Клянусь,смеяться не будем,мы тоже люди
Мы начинаем фестиваль неинтересных историй,
Раньше все стеснялись неинтересных историй,
Так мы открыли фестиваль неинтересных историй.
И будь моя воля,я б все перемотал,
Чтоб неинтересные истории пересмотреть в деталях,
Тщательно,сначала.
Каждую мелочь.
(Так надо).
Вы спросите,где же Скороход?
Дело в том,что просто он в Киеве живет,
И,как бы,у нас не совсем получается писать вместе все вот эти вот песни.
Ведь при встрече обязательно мы все ему передадим.
Вот,видите,вам тоже это все неинтересно
Ае,Камызяк,ае
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Two zero one two, this is last year,
Two zero one three is the next year, oh, that is, a new one.
And this is a new track, oh, that is, a new song.
Here are Kamyzyak dogs and a speedy.
I agree, a long start, I agree.
Uninteresting even a little
Well, so we need it, an interesting beginning
Ae
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
We open the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
And if you are a walking collection of such stories,
Remember, we are your audience, we are your audience, remember.
Give your uninteresting story, brother.
And he was born in Kamyzyak, however, not in himself,
Blue -eyed guy named Anton,
In brown boots and in a jacket of a blow;
I remember getting to school, drooping and dumb,
After all, he could not write the number 3,
Well, at least kill, I could not write the number 3!
Well, couldn't write the number 3?
Yes, estimate?
Lord, well, what is there?
But time moves inexorably,
And he sits on the number three over the number at night.
Tries, puffs at the desk, leads,
It goes to bed when mom goes to work.
And now, once, for the desire, character is persistent,
The teacher put him, estimate, three!
Yesuuu?
Beautiful three!
We continue the festival of uninteresting stories,
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
There are a lot of such stories, you have them,
Surely, they were told by a taxi driver or father -in
A fellow traveler on a train is not a very necessary friend.
? To Palace, we are waiting for you!
You repaired a chair at home, come to our club!
The story of how you stumbled and did not fall,
So this is certainly necessary to share with us!
And if it still fell, only the hand is dirty,
Then still come to us with such a cool story, such a cool story
Wow, you! The hand is dirty!
Cool story!
The laces untied
Sculpted snowmen,
How I swam for riotes,
How to wash apples
How brake pads were erased
How did you stain your T -shirt, walked topless
How you climbed onto the fence, then sharply tears,
Jumped, then poked a frog with a stick,
Then how long did the pumpkin carry
The room is easily used to permutation in the room
(it was so)
How the pasta ended in the handle and you wrote a control red,
As I confused Caste with a beam,
I painted eggs on Easter
How did you leave the registry office
How hard it is to run in flippers
You told, told, told.
Friends, do not be shy, come and tell me!
This is not at all interesting,
But this is also life.
But the interpeting of life.
Uninteresting life.
But the interpeting of life.
Ae
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
If you are a walking collection of such stories,
We are your audience, remember! (X2)
I swear, we will not laugh, we are also people
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
And be my will, I would have rewound everything,
To revise uninteresting stories in details,
Thoroughly, first.
Every little thing.
(So it is necessary).
You ask, where is the speed?
The fact is that he just lives in Kyiv,
And, as it were, we do not quite manage to write together all these songs.
After all, at a meeting, we will tell him everything.
Here, you see, you are all uninteresting to you too
Ae, Kamyzyak, Ae
Trown
Two zero one three is the next year, oh, that is, a new one.
And this is a new track, oh, that is, a new song.
Here are Kamyzyak dogs and a speedy.
I agree, a long start, I agree.
Uninteresting even a little
Well, so we need it, an interesting beginning
Ae
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
We open the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
And if you are a walking collection of such stories,
Remember, we are your audience, we are your audience, remember.
Give your uninteresting story, brother.
And he was born in Kamyzyak, however, not in himself,
Blue -eyed guy named Anton,
In brown boots and in a jacket of a blow;
I remember getting to school, drooping and dumb,
After all, he could not write the number 3,
Well, at least kill, I could not write the number 3!
Well, couldn't write the number 3?
Yes, estimate?
Lord, well, what is there?
But time moves inexorably,
And he sits on the number three over the number at night.
Tries, puffs at the desk, leads,
It goes to bed when mom goes to work.
And now, once, for the desire, character is persistent,
The teacher put him, estimate, three!
Yesuuu?
Beautiful three!
We continue the festival of uninteresting stories,
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
There are a lot of such stories, you have them,
Surely, they were told by a taxi driver or father -in
A fellow traveler on a train is not a very necessary friend.
? To Palace, we are waiting for you!
You repaired a chair at home, come to our club!
The story of how you stumbled and did not fall,
So this is certainly necessary to share with us!
And if it still fell, only the hand is dirty,
Then still come to us with such a cool story, such a cool story
Wow, you! The hand is dirty!
Cool story!
The laces untied
Sculpted snowmen,
How I swam for riotes,
How to wash apples
How brake pads were erased
How did you stain your T -shirt, walked topless
How you climbed onto the fence, then sharply tears,
Jumped, then poked a frog with a stick,
Then how long did the pumpkin carry
The room is easily used to permutation in the room
(it was so)
How the pasta ended in the handle and you wrote a control red,
As I confused Caste with a beam,
I painted eggs on Easter
How did you leave the registry office
How hard it is to run in flippers
You told, told, told.
Friends, do not be shy, come and tell me!
This is not at all interesting,
But this is also life.
But the interpeting of life.
Uninteresting life.
But the interpeting of life.
Ae
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
If you are a walking collection of such stories,
We are your audience, remember! (X2)
I swear, we will not laugh, we are also people
We begin the festival of uninteresting stories,
Previously, everyone was embarrassed by uninteresting stories,
So we opened the festival of uninteresting stories.
And be my will, I would have rewound everything,
To revise uninteresting stories in details,
Thoroughly, first.
Every little thing.
(So it is necessary).
You ask, where is the speed?
The fact is that he just lives in Kyiv,
And, as it were, we do not quite manage to write together all these songs.
After all, at a meeting, we will tell him everything.
Here, you see, you are all uninteresting to you too
Ae, Kamyzyak, Ae
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