Сыендук feat. Катя Клэп, Поперечный, Кшиштовский - Дисс на обновления
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[Verse: Sevice]
Time not to let go back, but I hate updates so much
What from the keyboard pulled the F5 button!
No stability - I'm sorry for these guys
Of the habits, they have only a habit of getting used to it!
They need nine once in
Everyone is updated forever!
Type "Put Windows 10!"
Got it, Mister Baby!

[Verse: Katya Clam]
So, look, Darwinist:
I have Windows 95 -
Your Windows ninety -five times hang!
"Evolution, Progress" - nonsense;
This is a school, friend:
Old and old, to be better than new two!
Does the screen spoil the vision? Well, good
But I see no reason to update!
And without our computers, the play was not born:
Who will remember the old, that eyes are over!

[Verse: Kshishtovsky]
So, stop!
Everyone walks, the dumbbells are in the hall-they need to do-it!
And I pumped my hands on hundreds of cassettes rewinding with a pencil!
They are not ready for important solutions - I am prepared and hardened
After all, life taught me how to choose a long time - a modem or a phone!
Monitor bend - I am a connoisseur of traditions
Your flat screens - there is nothing to grab there
I don't like to fight about the cliff - I feel the wave
And we will look at the boards and in the coffin

[Verse: transverse]
Pixels cannot be counted - I am like again in mathematics
Around you can only hear that conversations and graphics
I constantly confuse where life is and where the game is:
I beat passers -by, forgetting that not in GTA!
My Windows somewhere nine times overtakes your Windows
You will not have time to have breakfast, updating the page
They scream about the diskette - they say, she is too small
But I know that it is three letters more than the disk!

[Verse: Sevice]
The shocking type walks towards
So many lotions - how he drags them
Smartphone, tablet, smart clock
I look and think - well, Gadget!
New Father smartphones saturated this life
Films intimidated us with the uprising of cars
And it seems to be no reason for fear
But the whole world simultaneously put down the bricks!

[Verse: Kshishtovsky]
Router - soulless box
I need it barely
I remember how I spoke with my old modem
Imagining that this is R2 -D2
Everywhere Wi -Fi - where are the good old cords?
There was an old evil cord - he sings a song about his pants
Children play with a shovel, but not in the sandbox;
After the word "shovel" I no longer want to laugh ...

[Verse: transverse]
There are no people in the library - everyone has digital books
Printing houses are empty, print circulation below
Sawdrops are not needed - for a long time the paper has become superfluous
No need to save the logs - I have so many ex!
You came to Tusa - there are many cool friends
But you behave like Santa - you climb into the pipe
Painted graffiti to his friend - almost died of boredom
There is no soul in the tablet! Durov
Return the rock drawings ...