Товарищ Солдатов - Чудак
текст песни

Your evil broom is clogged with trash
Sweeps her yard mercilessly!
Your tongue, too, is so malicious
Sweeps up piles of trash, but doesn't explain the matter!

I thought I was dreaming all this
Fish fly, birds swim
But I'm not sleeping, I'm listening to you and I understand
That birds swim like fish
And fish fly like birds!

I answered the weirdo that the story is a cathetus
Come on! Calm down! That's it! Enough!
Don't flatter me so vividly here anymore!
Your nonsense is definitely out of place here
You'd better just get up and leave!

I thought you were joking a little
Dogs meow, cats bark
Your mouth is seriously telling me
That cats meow like dogs
And cats bark like dogs!

I told the weirdo that the story had a leg.
Come on! Calm down! That's it! Enough!
Don't flatter me so flamboyantly here anymore!
This nonsense of yours is definitely not appropriate for me here.
You'd better just get up and leave!

I perceive your words like this:
A worm attacks a hare
A wolf is hooked on a fishing rod
Then, according to you, the worm ate the wolf
And the hare was hooked on a fishing rod!

I told the weirdo that the story had a leg.
Come on! Calm down! That's it! Enough!
Don't flatter me so flamboyantly here anymore!
This nonsense of yours is definitely not appropriate for me here.
You'd better just get up and leave!