Физфак - Раскинулось поле по модулю 5
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The field spread out by module 5
Integrals flickered in the eyes
The student failed to take a derivative ...
He was told in the dean’s office:

The exam cannot be "on Arap" to take
The professor is unhappy with you
Please prove the theorem
Or you will be fired from the mechmat "
I wanted to prove, but there is no consciousness

In his eyes was clouded
I saw scholarships fading light
Falled. Serdz turned to zero
The deceased lay for three days in the dean's office

And the fingers of the Newtonian ring
And the old professor sobbed and read
And they are all the works of Fichtengolts

The philosopher here the weighty word said:
"Matter does not disappear
The student will bend, on the grave of it
The same burdock grows up "

And what he bequeathed to his friends to convey:
Solve the Shtolz equation
He ordered the Kooltz's wife to give
And give the son "Fekhtengolt" to the son

K legs tied with a triple integral
And the matrix was wrapped
And instead of a waste vice -rector, read
Hy him the theorem Bernoulli

But students are waiting for a friend in a beer
There are no casualties in science
And the function of the sinus wave after the wave
Along the axis, Absiss runs away ...