Шаов Тимур - Про ногу
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I broke my leg
Or maybe a leg.
In general, I can eat and I can drink,
I can't walk.
Well this is necessary, men,
Throw away one!
As they say, from a bad head
There are no rest of peace.

In general, it was so
The guys have in the hostel.
Full of friends, champagne, cognac
And Rosenbaum on a magician.
We sit, we eat, eat -
Paste and omelets.
About that, we are talking about it,
But more - about it.

Then she appears
And he asks Vitya.
And the long -legged and slim -
Well, nifintferti!
Well, I, of course, stunned,
I jumped up, shouted: "Come in!
How to call you? "" Lena "." Believe!
Mon Cher, why do you need Vitya?

For example, I am Timur and I am flattered.
And this is my friend Tolik.
But you will not be interested in:
He, you see, an alcoholic.
But we are with you - an intelligent face -
Let's talk, goddess. -
And right away - how do you like Picasso?
What about Fellini? "

She to me: "Yes, I read Picasso,
He struck me so much.
Fellini - the guy is also well done
Beautiful composer.
And my neighbor told me
That Belmondo crashed
Rishara ate a crocodile,
And Celentano drank. "

Well, I look - gave a miss,
The wrong conversation is:
I am about the highest mother,
She is about my neighbor.
I decided to take the bull by the horns
And collapsed to the knees
I shout: "Here's my hand,
I fell in love with you, Lena! "

And true, everyone is drunk,
What to pull the rubber?
The girl's passion is good.
I even threw off his jacket.
She tells me jokingly:
"And you prove to me
And if you love me,
Cigent from the balcony. "

I got up solemn, like an elephant
I shout to her: "Queen!
Rather, where is your balcony?
Well, where is here, on the right, on the left?
No one blinked his eyes,
They did not have time to get up
I cighed at the railing
In the arms of the blizzard.

Then it suddenly came, I sweated already:
I am flying, but in my thoughts: "Bitch!
I forgot to ask what floor,
In my opinion, not the first ... "
Woke up - gypsum, broke his leg,
But do not wallow to
I shout: "Let me, I can't,
I need to study! "

The traumatologist says:
"Interesting case!
Well, nothing, - says - let him lie down,
Dragonfly jumping! "
I shout: "I am a doctor, - they say - -
Your colleague means. "
And they say to me: "Your colleague is a gray wolf,
He jumps under Tambov. "

Well, next time
I was drawn to exploits!
No, women, now for you
I will not jump from the chair.