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I just imagined for a minute that I was already married
And how in two weeks a father -in -law will make a return
At the same time, indicating the reasons
That men's rights are violated in rude form
Eyes at a wet place I go to the zoo
My wife is not happy with a home -made gift
It turns out in vain all the lessons of applications disappeared
Where I learned to glue the heart from acacia flowers
I apologize to the houses of serenade
Rhythmically drumming in the battery who is not happy
Yes, everything is not happy and the wife is no longer happy reptile
There are rumors around the house that I spend rituals
And I dance naked all the neighbors say
Drawing the phalluses on the body of the blood lambs
It’s scary to think about that I am not a meat -eater
Just like Hitler! A neighbor told my wife
What would he die! I blurted out this
And according to my wife, he was right
But this is the half of trouble and all the trouble is her friend
She is the wife of my rich friend
Owner of the Network Network "Meat and Wine"
They went there by telling me that they are going to the cinema

Aaa ditches with teeth Agreement
I tell my wife point blank
I'm leaving home myself
Dick I laid on your law

For a moment he introduced himself as a husband in years so for seven
Yes, by that time I had touched by my mind at all
Only not a violent psychoma has become - but very quiet
In my briefcase, I would wear a thermos with sea buckthorn
They are treated with warriors in the campaign and their horses
I would secretly tell me a secret
Yes, they are not friends, but work colleagues
And I will take a vacation when my wife leaves for aunt
In vain spoke, I immediately raised it to the laugh
Not at home and not at work, I do not wait for success
How good it is to be alone - but how are children
Yes, for seven years, they have already been caught on the network
Two girls and for a man this is a bad sign
It happens that I don't even want to go home
Dad is bad if he does not buy shops with her daughters
Dad does not drive, it means baskets to the hump
Dad, alas, does not braided pigtails in the morning
Dad is already flying without sleeping on the train
In short, life is only half the trouble - if not for this
The wife states in winter that she is waiting for summer
Did not immediately understand why her tummy is growing
In short, our house will soon be at home.

Another minute to see the end
And how the union of two gold rings will end
Perhaps in the end I will also get sick in marriage
In a chair of a rocking chair, sitting behind the ear of a dog dog
And with a grateful look, I shaking my hand
From the hand of my daughter I take a glass with water
The wife there is something knitting quietly sitting by the fireplace
And above the fireplace I painted a picture
And in the picture this very house is drawn
In which we all have been living together for many years
How not so lonely in the elderly house
The wife did not die and not alive, but just in a coma
Three daughters have long left the country
All on me and not my mother, having blamed
I live on a retirement that I do not receive
Everything takes this place where I live
And I am alive and my wife is still alive
She dies in the ward without knowing anything
That I do not need anyone sitting sorry for myself
Marriage was still not the best idea
And all events passed as if three minutes
Nobody knows where his routes lead