ВАНТУЗ - МОИ СЛОВА ЗАКОН
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It's a cold city where the sky is like a sieve
Throws cold snow on a rusty trough
Blowing snot through your nose while standing in traffic for hours
It's like a herd of people living in one box
In your own juice, drool with icicles from the display case
Hanging sports have become shopping trips
Listen to the water in the mortar and wait for a lucky break
Starting your day and ending with a bunch
Cook a bowl of soup and tear the lard with your teeth
Today, instead of caresses, the anal vice will be squeezed
A TV channel star is like a pacifier from the astral plane
Bite your lip for hours until you taste metal
Moose piss you off like they're fagots
While you dry at home without gaining weight
Bitch washes dishes with face suck for free
The neighbors only hear how everything goes back
Now is the time when it’s unbearable
A familiar word is asked here
And again, all over again, the dream ends the day
And only in the forest do owls not understand jokes
Doors are closed without words and eyelids are like shutters
Stones fell noisily into the water from a high mountain
And the pines and spruces grow carelessly
On the shore, not knowing that everything in the world is finite

The familiar thrill is no longer caused by roses
Conversations like interrogations words took poses
Have you been having sex since seventh grade?
We have a lot of questions like this for you.
Psychos live catalyst of a quarrel
Conversations end in tears or laughter
Those who agree and those who don’t really agree are seated next to each other
The audience looks at the emotions on their faces
On Saturday, a new release of stories about nothing
Sitting on the couch you become a doctor
Watch how the pig is decorated with pineapple
Drink beer if you are very happy with an accurate pass.
Rejoice quietly at the new non-mineral vodka
Rubbing Pepsi Cola down my burned throat
And become a little smarter by exploring channels
Do you want to dive underwater and collect corals?
Sing in the voice of Vysotsky or like Shafutinsky
Listen to Zhirinovsky, at least he likes Yavlinsky
Freedom for middle fingers instead of freedom of speech
Live chewing without pause like a cow
And having accidentally met my silent old age
Pills for thousands of wilderness in yourself fatigue
Continuing to work not according to state standards
Until the bones are erased to dust at ninety

Take sugar with you if you go on a visit.
There is nothing to eat, sorry for the kilograms of anger
It’s possible to talk, but for sweets and tea
We become friends over a can of coffee and, understanding, help
Over the past year, my capital has become even poorer
Build your own wardrobes and two beds at Ikea
And there’s nothing to stick together if it’s not sweet to the ass
Things are not going well for us, debts are growing in Europe
Killed a hundred whales for dinner for China
And blacks eat sand from AIDS while dying
Where do children grow up, you're already bastards
Everyone is hypnotized by the snake listening to evil jokes
The weather has gone crazy due to overconsumption
Doubts and fears of this year's income
And if it was bad, it will be even worse
And new teenagers will die in a bloody puddle
It's pointless to fight while living on the positive
Yes, it would be better if I stayed with a condom
It has become dangerous to fight like a fish for freedom
About ice that will not melt even in warm weather
And how many smart thoughts are not revealed
Not reaching the goal, everyone died in the cold
Covered with snow disappeared in the spring
And again this fairy tale ends in sadness

There should be a chorus here but I want a verse
I vote for and there are no objections
The chorus has no place in this rhythmic noise
My words are the law that is accepted in the Duma
Through convolutions I will put into words
Which means I don’t have to consult with you
There will be no chorus here, I confirm this
Let it sound only what I allow to hear