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Wheel. Many people think that the wheel came up with Gazmanov. Horseradish! The wheel was invented by the Dutch chemist. That is why today the wheels are needed to ride and to jump a bitch. The wheel like an old woman with knitting needles and constantly bitch creaks. Powder. The Chinese came up with gunpowder, so that there was something to smell. Moreover, if the Chinese had not sniffed anything to hell, they would come up with gunpowder. The gunpowder is actually like a Russian pop group: unexpectedly flashes, quickly goes out, but then the bitch stinks for a long time on the audio cassettes. Radio. Make a radio bitch, oh! Popov came up with Radio, and Lenin came up with Popov to hang, and performed a bitch on the radio with this. Electricity. Electricity bitch was invented by the ancient, the hairs of the stripper spinning, on the ebonite pole. Electricity as a personal guard seems to serve you, but can kill you on dick. Calendar. The amazing invention of mankind is the calendar. The calendar was invented by naked Asian and convex kittens. The calendar is actually as an enemy of the people, Coca would not be beautiful, but still hang in the toilet. Paper. The paper was invented by people who came up with a stone, scissors and they pipets, as paper needed so that the game became popular. Papers are valuable and toilet. Although frankly, toilet paper is what a pipets is what valuable. Gogol came up with toilet paper. And the fact that he burned the second volume of dead souls is a bitch a beautiful legend. Alarm. Alarm clock bitch, bitch, a bitch alarm clock, a bitch, on a bitch. The alarm clock came up with the devil so that people became angry in the morning. Alarm clock, like a dumb lover. The bitch calls all the time, and all the time the bitch is not on time. Telephone. The phone is calling the bitch too. The phone was invented by Bell, but there was no one to call, because no one came up with the second phone. And the mobile phone came up with a drunk in Hatin Stalin when he staggered around the Kremlin and put the phone to his ear. Silicon. Silicon came up with models to increase the brain. But so that no one would know their secret, they hid silicone in boobs. Remember it is better to be stupid but with beautiful boobs, but it's better to be stupid and with beautiful tits. Internet. The Internet was invented by fat, bespectacled, pimpling morons to get acquainted with the same chicks. On the Internet, like in a ministerial toilet, a bunch of different shit, but a bitch needs access. Money. The money was invented by ancient Russian prostitutes who were tired of surrendering to the floor of the apple. Ilyich bulb. Ilyich’s light was invented by the wife of Ilyich to find Ilyich in the barn. Cigarettes. Cigarettes were invented by porters of the piano on the twelfth floor. Everyone has shoved and you can smoke. ABC Morse. ABC Morse as a male bath. The constant combination of short and long. CD. The compact disc was invented by employees of the department for combating economic crimes, so that there was something to crush bulldozers. The compact disc of the bitch to Elton John - all shines, and in the middle of the hole. Mat. The builders came up with the mat to understand each other and shoemakers. For the first time, the mat was used during the construction of the Babylonian tower. The tower was not completed because: a bitch ... cement ... 6th floor ... on foot ... Remember to swear well, you need to be angry and know the human anatomy. The bitch's clock came up with impotent so that at least something was standing at least.