Валентина Петровна - Счастливый фермер
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* beeps *
- Ale? Valentina Petrovna, is it you? I need to know, what level are you in a happy farmer?
- What?
- Are you in a happy farmer what level is already?
- Did not understand!
- You are in contact, in the appendix "Happy farmer" What level is already?
- Farmer has become?
- Yes, yes, yes, what level are you already? I am 25. And you?
- In general, am I now a man and a farmer?
- No no no no. You did not understand. The game. There is such a game. "Happy farmer." In contact with.
- And I do not play games.
- No, you play. You have chicken there, she carries eggs. You feed her.
- Yeah, yes, the Kura's apartment run.
- And, this, excuse me please, are you buying gold coins for real money?
- I have not yet ohuel. Where does the money from pensioners, what, dick fell?
- there is cheap ...
- When are golden steel pensioners, fucking?!
- No, you do not understand, gold coins buy to buy all sorts of animals, there, others, unusual. Dogs of unusual. Dogs did you buy? Did you buy a dog?
- What?!
- You bought a dog in a happy farmer?
- I bought, bought.
- Which one? Dear or cheap?
- Dear.
- Oh, I see.
- So that it was not more expensive, even the money bought.
- How is it? Is there any bank there?
- For our usual money, fucking !!! For any gold there are not selling !!!
- Clear. But now recently, the farmer began to slow down, you did not notice?
- What are you saying to me non-Russian words?
- Farmer lately began to slow down, agree?
- Who to brake?!
- Just slow down. It is necessary to wait long, while there will be pears or grass to collect, potatoes ..
- What is the grass to collect?! On the fuck she, my goat chtol?!
- What do you think it is better to plant: pears or lemons?
- WHAT?!
- Why will the profit be more: with pears or lemons?
- I do not understand fucking, fucking mother!
- Why will there be more profit: with pears or lemons?
- Profit from lemon?!
- Yes.
- Did you fuck dick? When did they bring the profit vegetables?
- No, everything is sold there. There everything is bought, the computer buys.
- I have no computers, go to the dick.
- Do you fight with foreign farms?
- Warm, yes!
- I once for 2000 gold coins sore.
- Yes.
- I speak honestly. When I robbed all friends around the farms, it turned out. Do you know what infuriates me? That's when you carry, it says: "You can't be so greedy!" Do you infuriate you too? Valentina Petrovna ...
"I'm not interested in knowing what you will fight there and what I hurt." Not at all interesting.
* Next there about donkeys, I did not understand there =) *
- Do you buy land? How many land plots have already bought?
- Do I need her nahuya?
- To plant.
- Trees chtoli plant? Earth, fuck she needs something? Pensioner - Earth, fucking. 2x2.
- Well, it is clear, I right now, let's give my friend. He is a specialist, he wants to talk to you.

- Ale? Ale, hello. Organization "Help on" Happy Farmer ". Hello. What problems do you have? Valentina Petrovna ...
- A?
- What are your problems?
- No, fucking mother!
- A...
- What do you need?!
- You...
- You call!
- You do not like when you steal, let's say, ready to prepare products?
- What kind of products, what, the seller, chtoli?!
- Well, there, vegetables, fruits?
- or farmer, fucking?!
- Well, happy farm.
- You, chtol fuck, dick fell? What farm?
- Do you like a happy farm?
- What?
- Happy farm like you? You said: "I like a happy farm."
- I did not understand, fucking mother!
- Happy ...
- What farm, fucking?!
- Happy farm you like?
- What farm, fucking in your mouth?!
- happy.
- What are the farms from pensioners?!
- Do you like the animal farm?
- you went, fucking, stirred on