Веня Дркин - Тараканчики
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Once a long time ago, when people have not yet mastered all tram and trolleybus lines, and tram and trolleybus lines led somewhere in the Bools, into ravines, in the dense Murom forests, one trolleybus went and got lost. And they say that one day you can see him at midnight, he rides and all shines with lights, like a flying Dutchman ...
And now, once, I had to go from the city of Lugansk glorious to the glorious city of Krasnodon. Driving - forty minutes, time later. I needed to drive through the whole city to some intersection - there are working buses there. I stood an hour, stood one and a half and then a trolleybus was going. Naturally, without hesitation, I jumped into it, into the back door, slapped some man in a hat on the shoulder and say: "Man, sell me a coupon!" He turns his face, the time of time-"Ha ha ha!" - The toothless mouth on me ... I was frightened in earnest and realized that this is really the same trolleybus-spoke. Well, here the driver is in the reproduct: "Come here, good fellow!" I was frightened in earnest at all ...

I’m going, and everyone laughs, they pull their hands some bony ... I go to the driver. His windshield is hung with cobweb, instead of keychain, real bats hang-they also laugh about something of his own ... And he asks me: "Ask me such a question that no one asked me during these thousands of years." And from three attempts, of course, as in any fairy tale. He says: "If you ask, I’ll take you where you need, if you repeat, you will travel with us forever." Here I have a cold in a cold hail - Dzyn -Zin - these drops are broken on the floor, I say: "How many stars in the sky?" -"Ha ha ha!" - Since I have some kind of astronomical figure. I say: "How many bones are in the body of the dog?" -"Ha ha ha!" - Since I have some more figure. I think: "Well, everything ..." And now, literally, the roof goes, almost in the loss of consciousness - well, agree, scary! I grab the handrail, I sag and here such a thought, absolutely through some kind, I say: "Why do not make cockroaches live in the handrails of trolleybuses?" He thought, said: "You know, no one has asked me such a question ... I will take you where you need." I perked up. A pause ... and then he asks: "Do you even know who the cockroaches are?" I say: "Well, there are some kinds of goats there, they run ..."-"Eh, friend, you don’t know anything!" And so he tells me the legend of cockroaches. That is, this is the very beginning ... "My grandmother still told me this (you can imagine how it was a long time ago) ..." And now he begins to tell:
Once, a long time ago, when people have not yet mastered all the tram and trolleybus lines, and these lines led somewhere in Bueri, into ravines, in the dense Murom forests, there were very few people, and cockroaches lived with people. They were white, fluffy, slightly larger cat and smaller dogs, they had such an acute muzzle, a tail with a brush, good -good - everyone understood, but they just could not say. We lived with people. Actually, how many people, so many cockroaches. We ate at the same table ... Say, the family comes out for dinner, right there dad - cockroach, mom - cockroach, children - between them again, the cockroaches hang out ... They are all white, fluffy, sharp muzzle, tail with With a brush, everyone is kind, everyone understands - they just don’t know how to say ... You can say: “Bring slippers” - he brings. You will say to him: “notice” - he notice. And people, of course, had the king, and he, of course, had a daughter. As you know, she was a princess. And, of course, her time has come to marry ... unreasonable. They found some prince of imported, all in acne, brought, thin-pale ... Wedding. There were few people, in fact, can be attracted to the palace. They called all the people, called all the cockroaches. And people had a sorcerer, his name was. He lived somewhere on the evictions, in some small hut, no one saw him for three hundred years, everyone thought that he had died for a long time. But no, he did not die. And for