Весёлые хулиганы - Ехали уроды на поминки
текст песни

Along a straight winding road
A wheelless truck was driving
Freaks were driving to a wake
They were driving to bury the Living One
They all escaped from the madhouse together
Having dug up the attic through the basement
And the Mute was yelling criminal songs
And the Deaf One was writing down the words

The Armless One was sitting behind the wheel
And the Legless One was pressing the brakes
The Blind One was showing them the way
And the Fool was honking endlessly
Suddenly a gang came out from around the corner
The truck had to be stopped
Here the Mute One shouted something to the Deaf One
And the Armless One raised his shotgun!

Here the Blind One took aim and fired!
He killed half the gang on the spot
But the Legless One caught up with them all in a flash!
In a hurry he didn't notice the Ataman
(He decided to hide in the swamp)
But Zhivoy "got" him with a revolver
And Fool strangled him with his socks

And then they loaded into the car
Each tried his best - as best he could
The freaks were in a hurry
So that Zhivoy wouldn't die before the cemetery
Along a crooked, winding road
Through the forest and mountains straight ahead
The freaks were driving to the wake
They were driving to bury Zhivoy!