Владимир Высоцкий - Инструкция перед поездкой за рубеж
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I finished the forging yesterday,
I fought two plates, -
And in the international drive
From the factory pleased.

Soot, shed under the shower,
Ate a cold call -
And the instructor listened -
What is it possible that it is impossible.

There they have something better
Detovo, -
So I do not join
not
He gave me a brochure -
how to order
So as not to think about living there sfuru
like we have.

Spoke with me like a brother
About cunning abroad
About a trip to democrats
To the Polish city of Budapest:

"There they have a special way -
We do not immediately understand right away -
You are my brother, try
Although a little respect.

Will with water debate -
Answer:
"No, guys-Democrats, -
only tea!"
From gifts their stern
Throw away:
"At the goodness of this -
Going out! ""

He said: "Living in Comfort -
Economy, but not Duri, -
And looked not throwing the Forter -
With suckons do not die!

In this Czech Budapest -
So times -
Maybe they will say "Pete-Eat",
Well, maybe - neither fuck! "

Oh, I'm in Hungary to the market
look like
On German to Romania
Singing!
Democrats, assured
Korean
Do not take from Soviet citizens
Neither a penny!

"Bourgeois infection
Still goes on the heels, -
Fuck in the enemy
You are extramarital connections there:

There spiers with a strong body, -
You are on the door - they are in the window!
Say that with this business
We have finished long ago.

They can act
Not straight:
Shaust in the coupe - and pretend
Guy, -
And herself will impose tool
under the corset ...
Check how gender
your neighbor!"

Here, let's torture him:
"I fear - Mahu Dame, -
How to check? - climb under the dress -
So climb the muzzle! "

But the instructor is the dock guy,
Business - Try to Sold!
And again, the moroka
About cunning abroad ...

Popularly explain
For ignorant:
I'm leaving to Bulgarians -
in Budapest.
"If the themes arise there -
immediately remove, -
You do not need to beat, and not pee -
clarify! "

I am in their midst - not a word -
Neither in the arc and in no way!
Hammer to me - so I any
In your distortion!

But I am not an agitator,
I am a hereditary blacksmith ...
I am to the Poles in Ulan Bator
I will not go finally!

I sleep with my wife, but I will not sleep:
"Dush, and dus!
Maybe I'll do without abroad?
Well, I'm not a kneader -
I run
I am on them - neither Belmes,
Neither google! "

Dusya slim as a child,
Screws bills -
Replies to me asking:
"You know, Kolya, - Do not coat!
That you, Kolya, hurts timers -
I will be interpreted with you! -
Twenty years we live side by side -
And all the time: "Dusya, dus ..."

Promised, - Did you forget not?
Well, good! -
What's Kleenka with Bangladnsta
bring.
Saws there a couple of rupees -
not buzze, -
I am at least something - even though in a step -
Bring! "

I fell asleep by hugging my spouse -
Dusu gentle my, -
I dreamed that I am a mail,
Shield and sword to ourselves.

They have other measurements -
You will not understand - eat alive, -
And everyone dreamed to me Hungarian
With beards and with a gun.

Dusins ​​were dusins
Colors beige
And cheeky spiers
In Bangladesh ...
Modifory I - the will of God -
Romanian, -
They say - they are from the Volga region,
as we are!

Here are the female shirts! -
Accounted for - she began to sing.
Revenge shirts -
Long-way to watch.

Goodbye, blacksmith shop,
Already before the native carnation!
Goodbye, my head plan,
Filled with me!

We drank - me alcohol in aorta
penetrated -
I am all the way to the airport
Put.
To the trap, I, and behind the back -
Like Lai:
"For whom you left us,
Nikolay! "