Captain Chemical - Beer Drinkin' goat
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The hot dusty streets of a west Texas town
It’s Lajitas, where the sun beats you down
You’ll want a cold one to pour down your throat
But give it instead to the beer drinkin' goat

See, old Clay Henry could put them away
They say he drank 50 plus beers every day
You could see when he stumbled his way to the salt lick
That drunken old goat was a real alcoholic

Tourists would visit from far and from near
To watch that old goat chug a bottle of beer
You popped off the cap, held it out with a swish
The goat grabbed your beer and drank like a fish

He was a beer drinkin’ goat beer drinkin’ goat
Beer drinkin’ goat Clay Henry was a beer drinkin’ goat

He was an alcoholic and in poor condition
So he had as much virtue as most politicians
That drunken old goat was some kind of player
So the people of Lajitas elected him mayor

Now Clay Henry Junior was just like his dad
And his drinking problem was equally bad
They fought to the death over a female goat
The son killed his dad, yet he still won the vote

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Beer drinkin’ goat Clay Henry Junior was a beer drinkin’ goat

And he killed own father, fighting over a woman no less.
It’s like a blues song, but it’s all true. I mean, you can’t make this stuff up, people.
But if you don’t believe me, let Hozzy tell you.

But one guy was jealous, and not in a fun way
Clay Henry the third was drinking on Sunday
This dude got a knife and climbed over the walls
Got hold of that goat and cut off his balls

But liquor is strong and that goat was so chillin’
That even castration just didn’t kill him
So when some politician asks for your vote
Say, “I’m only voting for a beer drinkin’ goat”

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Beer drinkin’ goat Clay Henry was a beer drinkin’ goat
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Beer drinkin’ goat three generations of beer drinkin’ goats