ERB - Bill Nye vs Isaac Newton
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Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye - Text

[Sir Isaac Newton]
Of all the scientific minds in history
they put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
I´m a master! I discovered gravity
I drop rhymes like they´re falling from an apple tree
You´re no match for me, you got a bach degree
I got a unit of force named after me!
You wanna battle guy? That´s a crazy notion!
When I start flowing I stay in motion
First law, did you catch that?
Or did it go too fast to detect?
Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop
Or another wacky sound effect
I was born on Christmas, I´m God's gift!
I unlock the stars that you're dancing with
You waste time debating creationists, while I create the science
You explain to kids

[Bill Nye]
Yes, it´s true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show
But Now I do what I gotta do to make sure
Scientific though can grow and I'm still in my prime
Hitting my stride, what'd you do?
With the back half of your life?
You freaked out started countint coins for the bank
And you sure didn´t have no wife
Ohh, you wrote book on gravity
But you couldn´t attract no body
Your work on orbits was exemplary
But your circle of friends was shoddy
You don´t wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye
I rap sharper like a needle in your eye
Stick to drinking that mercury
´Cause I hypothesize, that you´re about to get beat

[Sir Isaac Newton]
Well I conclude, that your methods are the wackest
You wouldn´t even pass in one of my classes
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
Except for when we both start rapping
I accelerated the mind of mankind
To a higher plane of understanding and
I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape
Of the shadow of the mind, you´re standing in
And I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote
At half your age to rebut the integral sec y dy
From zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e
Of the square-root of three times sixty fourth power of what

[Neil deGrasse Tyson]
Why don´t you pick on a brain your own size
We got a badass over here plus I got your back Nye
Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly
By the way the answer to your little calculation is "i"
As in I put the Swag back in science
While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking dagger in Liebniz
And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business
The universe is infinite but this battle is finished