Eminem - So Much Better
текст песни

You fu-ing c-
Pick up the god damn phone
bi-, where the fu- were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio bi-, what'd you do? Screw Dre?
You went there looking for me?
Boo, that excuse is too lame
Keep playin' me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying sl-, you never told me you knew Drake
And Lupe? You wanna lose two legs?
You tryin' to flip this on me?
If I spent more time with you, you say
"Okay, yeah, and I'm cuckoo eh?" Well, screw you
And I'll be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, fourth; Dre, Drake, Lupe, ooh touché
But you're too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one true blue ace, but you ain't
And I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face
'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
You make my fu-in' Bluetooth ache
You're feeling blue? Too late
Go smurf yourself, you make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate
My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead (dead)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldn't sh- just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead? (Dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)
Think I just relapsed, this bi- pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway, tryna get some time alone and just think
'Til the cops pulled me over but they let me go
'Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk
'Cause that bi- drove me to drink
I'm back on my "fu- hoes", with a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? I hate all bi-es the same baby, come on
Excuse the pun, but bi- is such a broad statement
And I am channelin' my anger through every single station it's on
'Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
'Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts
And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are?
bi-, guess it's time for me to get the dust off
And pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again
I lo-lo-lo-lo lesbian, ah
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much better if you just
My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead (dead)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldn't sh- just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead? (Dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)
'Cause you told me
You'd love me
Forever
bi-, that was a lie
Now I never
Wanted someone to die
So bad in my fu-ing life
But fu- it, there's other fish in the sea
And I'ma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night, bi-, on a scale of
One to ten sh-, I must be the Holy Grail of
Catches, hoe, I got an Oscar attached to my fu-ing name (De La)
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor-
Made for me, say "fu- it", kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
These bi-es tryna get attached but they're failin'
To latch onto the tail of my bumper
They're scratching at the back of my trailer like I'm itchin' to get hitched
Yeah, I'm rich as a bi-, but bi-es ain't sh-
I'd rather leave a bi- in a ditch
bi-, you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me
That's what I call pitchin' a bi-
That's why I'm swinging at these chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls, it's foul, but my dick's on strike
So all that love sh- is null and void, bi-, I'm a droid
I avoid Cupid, stupid, wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Oi oi oi, man oh man, you boy boy boy's
Getting sick at these girls, girls, girls
Oink, oink, oink
You fu-ing pigs, all you're good for is doink, doink, doink
I got ninety-nine problems and the bi- ain't one
She's all ninety-nine of 'em I need a machine gun
I take 'em all out (all out), I hope you hear this song
And go into a cardiac arrest
Have a heart attack and just drop dead
And I'ma throw a fu-ing party after this, 'cause yes
My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead (I hate you)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way)
And I thought, wouldn't sh- just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead? (Dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)
I'm just playin', bi-, you know I love you