Eridan, Karkat - glub-a-glub
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Doc Scratch:
Look alive, starshine
413 in the sky but the dogs wonâ t quit
Youâ re here with me: Dr. Scratch
Iâ ll be your host, your savior, your servver player
jugglinâ out the honkomatic sounds to keep you alivve
A strife specibus for the masses, scotty dogs for my mass of guests
louder than ahabs crosshairs and twice as powwerful
This oneâ s for all of you flarpers
All you shoosh pappers and dead wwigglers
Listen up!
The future is murderproof!
The god tierin is secondary!
Itâ s time to keep calm an hide on the vveil!
team adorabloodthirsty, make some noise!
Eri:
slime, gimme slime, gimme slime, I donâ t eat it
But Iâ ll take wwhat you got, bake a pie, and Iâ ll keep it
Kar:
twwelvve trolls to the wall, kill the king, wwatch him fall
And we crawl and we crawl and we crawl, ill give your univverse cancer!
Eri:
Love, gimme hate, gimme quadrants cause wwe need it
But Iâ ll take what I want, fill your pail, and Iâ ll keep it
Kar:
In a folder, in a card , put an X on the code
Gimme more, i wwant more , gimme more, shut up and play this wwith me
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Eri:
from land a wwind an shade
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Eri:
to little cubes an tea
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Both:
jack is the enemy
he gavve us his affirmation
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Kar:
message to him from me
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Kar:
destroy him totally
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Both:
it just keeps happenin
Let us face humiliation
Eri:
Oh, let me tell you â bout the sea king
Kar:
shut up eri, you dont act like royalty
Remember when you were a bad guy, wwere such a sad guy, and killed feferi on a murder high?
(spoken/yelled) youre such a asshole, fish breath!
Eri:
wweh!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Eri:
in this cacophany
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Kar:
wwhere wwe can barely see
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Both:
wwere tryin not to be
murderin our civvilization
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Kar:
message to him from me
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Eri:
destroy him totally
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Both:
it just keeps happenin
evveryone to battle stations
Lord English:
And right here, right now
All the way back on the timeline
The little wwigglers raise their open, shinin eyes
Like tiny candles up to heaven
And all the paraplegics and the blind girls
Ask the candy-redblood an the crazed hero from a land a wwrath an angels wwho screams out â Who will save us?â
And the vveil opened upâ ¦
Everybody wants to make a world
Everybody wants to make a world
But no one, no one
Wanted to die
Wanna try, wanna try, wanna try
Wanna try, wanna try, now, Iâ ll be your instigator
(SOLO)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Both:
Make no apologies
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Both
Itâ s death or victory
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Eri:
On kars authority
Kar:
Crash and burn, its us against him
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Eri:
im tired piles a junk
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Kar:
i think i heard a honk
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Both:
id rather be a god
Eri:
than be here to tell this story
Kar:
wwon our game so wwheres our glory
Both:
wwe all d