G-Marko Empire - Гуф умер
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What kind of asshole did you come up with all this?
On each page, everyone writes "Guf died."
I will tell the truth that I know.
Such a stir, I became interested.
In short, a dude from a school named Vanya
He served in the army, now he is a guard
In the Moscow Night Club. All that was there
Surely he knows. I am writing to him for soap:
It is true that the Guf died. Vanya answers me:
“Did you fuck? Everyone would know about it. ”
Fucking, everyone knows about it,
Only clubs like you do not read the news,
But this, of course, I did not send him,
I know he is a healthy closet.
I write: you ask someone there,
Suddenly you will find out that. Answers, good.
I’ll see the news, what’s new:
Guf choked on a soup, the guf calls the cook,
Guf and Penguin Sociofob - all the wrong.
But something is official, I open the window wider,
I read: RIA Novosti - David Nuriev,
That Ptah will receive 15 years in prison, like
They did not share something in the garage there,
And he cut him out with this with a wrench.
According to the unconfirmed data, Ptah now
In the criminal investigation and hides somewhere near Bryansk.
According to other information, he is in the clinic
For mentally ill, where they are waiting for a special commission,
Which will assess the level of its adequacy, and people
They are already writing "Ptach died", "Basta died", "Vasya Pupkin died",
And the fact that Timati died is not written anywhere,
But ... not yet evening, as they say.
Here Vitya Ak is alive, with boys rode around the city
Yesterday and saw him at the kiosk with hotdogi.
But what was killed at all - Gufofrianism!
The bottom line is that in November two thousand twelfth
Guf will resurrect and build Gufov Ark,
To save the faithful fans from the end of the world.
Here Vanya still writes, the matter is not clear:
The one he asked, said that the Guf was in the hospital,
Vanya brought some grandmother to the tears,
And some kind of fagot said that Guf had an overdose.
Sveta, who is hanging out here, generally stated
That Guf has impotence; The other explained
That this is all a PR action, they said the nerds, fidget
So that the GUF will go to the Eurovision next year,
To win there, he does not need to do anything,
Even after resurrection, I will repeat the feat of Bilan,
Someone, they say, saw Guf in Khimki,
Only then no one saw the Guf anymore,
And it strains, and generally somehow sad.
In short, ”said Vanya: Guf really died a campaign.
The source is reliable, I am depressed
Disked Rusya into vodka, we are sitting.
Well, remember, man, fucked up loss,
Let's drink, friend, for our empire.
Rusa said I was Loshnya
Because I drank half a bottle while I was waiting for him
I'm already slightly drunk, the phone is calling
I sit fingering my dick under the table,
Rusya answers the call, and I say
What did Katyusha recorded a song, how much I love it,
And she does not understand this, I laid out on the wall.
I will commit suicide if I do not solve this problem.
Having pushed the phone, Rusya said that I was a hairy monkey:
Guf is alive and healthy, Vanya just said,
Guf passed him ... However, it seems to me
That it was a sign, you read Hamlet.
I call Vanya myself: if the GUF survived,
Then let him leave a comment on my wall, I posted a new song,
What Vanya said to me to go in the ass,
And then my mother went with ironed underpants ... Cho? I burned us with vodka,
In short, this is a mass hindrance, people,
The guard Vanya saw Guf, so the Guf did not die.

06/29/2011