Galavant - Jackass in a Can
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SQUIRE #1: Your average knight in armor
He's utterly the pits

SQUIRE #2: His ego's so humongous
That his 'elmet barely fits

SQUIRE #1: He wears two tons of padding
And thinks 'e's quite the man

SQUIRE #3: He's nothing but a jackass
In a fancy metal can!

All SQUIRES:
A jackass in a can!
There's nothing worser than
Some high and mighty jackass in a can!

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GALAVANT: There's all that fame and glory...

SQUIRE #4: The smell, though, not so great

GALAVANT: And then those big long lances...

SQUIRE #5: Yeah, to overcompensate!

GALAVANT: The glamour and swagger..
.
SQUIRE #4: Yeah, I'm really not a fan

GALAVANT: He's quite a—

SQUIRE #5: Major dillweed?

GALAVANT: In a fancy metal can!

All SQUIRES:
A dillweed in a can!
There's nothing lamer than...

GALAVANT: A condescending dillweed in a can!

SQUIRE #4: And who does all the planning?

GALAVANT: Yeah

SQUIRE #5: Who does all the work?

GALAVANT: True

SQUIRE #1: Who gets no vacation?

SQUIRE #2: Not one pay raise, not one perk?

GALAVANT: Good point

SQUIRE #3: Whose third-rate insurance
Goes without a dental plan?

GALAVANT: Your average humble squire

All SQUIRES: Not the meathead in a can!
That jerkface in a can!
There's nothing sadder than...

GALAVANT: Some over-muscled, chauvinistic,
Self-indulgent, egotistic,
Stingy, prissy
Narcisissy...

All SQUIRES: Jackass in a can!

GALAVANT: (quietly) Oh my God. That's me.