Glodev - Разновидности
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Why does everyone always ask that all chicks are stupid? You just met idiots.
You're a fool and a boor yourself.
And not a handsome man either, hmmm.
My girlfriend may not be a model.
But she's fucking smart.
She's a terrible motherfucker.
You seem to be hungry for sex often.
Like leads to like.
Your words are idiot.
I hate this thinning hair.
I woke up with her after a party.
She's hungover, and her voice amazes me.
Patterns on patched nylon.
We got drunk, and she started telling me.
About the idiocy of all guys.
She agrees with the feminist diagnosis.
And she couldn't give a shit.
When she said I wouldn't fuck.
Listen, Vasya, you know what it's like to be an idiot.
Complex fucking science and painstaking work.
Every step here is truly thought out.
This isn't some Dostoevsky lookalike on Ruma.

I don't have a chick, so what? What
I know all about them, they're cunning and stupid, or
I have girls, so what?
Am I a self-confident asshole, or am I a vulnerable gay?
I don't have a girl, so what?
Maybe I shouldn't offer to sleep with them after meeting them?
I don't have a chick, so what?
Jerk off and calm down, that's my life motto.

How these fake smiles piss me off.
You're too coy.
You just tied your braids in a bow as a kid.
I'm a faggot and rude, what a damn combination.
I'm a slob, so here's a broom and sponge.
Are you pouting?
Stop making things up, don't sing, then sweep and wash.
I set it all up. Of course, you're not a girl anymore.
And a girl, honestly, fuck a Transformer.
You're not stupid, you're just all lacking originality.
All your insults calmly.
I'm ready to listen and write new lines about you.
I love you, calm down.
I don't want to throw sticks at you.
We are advancing civilization.
You're only moving a rolling pin.
I have no interest in being with you.
You're only fit to fuck whores.
Chicks have more competition than a...
Gnome. Vanya, Glodev all rolled into one

I don't have a chick, so what?
I know everything about them, they're cunning and stupid, or
I have chicks, so what?
Am I a self-confident asshole, or am I a vulnerable gay?
I don't have a chick, so what?
Maybe I shouldn't offer to sleep with them after meeting them?
I don't have a chick, so what?
Jerk off and calm down, that's my life motto.

You're a hysterical, whiny bitch.
You're all insecure, whoever pushed this on me.
I heard about plastic surgery and hot guys.
When even I was still stomping under a chair.
You'll have to be screwed anyway.
None of us wants Armageddon.
And Glodev isn't a troll, but he's simply touched.
The problem of celebrity cunts.
Or celebrities made of cunts.
You've all been like this, or will be.
Late or sooner.
You ask, tell me, what should it be like? I'll answer like a crazy person
Plus, my fan is definitely a drug addict
Basically, she's like me
They're everywhere
Although I'm not sure about the second option
Mediocrity is awesome
I don't love anyone because tracks
Orgasms are a hundred times more awesome
I've seen your deep cunts
And what the fuck
You act like a virgin
Well, for you, sex is something higher
It's not like catching bream in the kitchen
With a smiling bitch of a friend
The end

I don't have a chick, so what?
I know everything about them, they're cunning and stupid, or
I have chicks, so what?
Am I a self-confident asshole, or am I a vulnerable gay?
I don't have a chick, so what?
Maybe I shouldn't offer to sleep with them after meeting them?
I don't have a chick, so what?
Jerk off and calm down, my life motto