JMBRaps - Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle
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Pong:Edit

It's me, Pong, I will have the starting verse,

Because I am the original, so I am going first,

I have the most innovative, integrated tech, it's true,

Because everything you say will bounce off me and Break-on to you,

I got the formal Atari, you think you're pretty? Hardly,

When I got the better bars, see? Two of them, left and right off of me,

You got Easter Eggs, I got Beeps and Boops,

These noises play, you'll see the troops,

It's game over for you, now that I've flippity won,

This brickity block just got beat by Pong!
Breakout:Edit

Nice try, Ding Dong, but you're spitting at whack angles,

Unlike you, I can keep balls out, honestly, you're such a shamble!

Your flow even is worse than your consoles, I'll stick with the Odyssey.

I present a single-player challenge, you're a two-player party novelty!

Look at my color screen, stop seeing everything so black and white,

I'm smashing gaming charts like bricks and bringing arcaders delight,

Your games are so blandly simple, that it's hard to write a diss to,

So go back to your court and play with your variable resistor!
Space Invader:Edit

It's time I blast your bunkers and send you all to Hell,

Unlike me, your game won't help people break-out of their shell!

Invading your waste of personal Space,

Just look at the facts that you can't really face,

We'll War through the Worlds when I bring my inspiration,

Spla-boom-boom pow from the alien crustations,

See, you've got Zero Intel to process this diss, pricks,

Beep Beep, bitch, burst your bricks into 8-Bits!
Asteroids:Edit

And to think that this battle had almost gotten worser,

When I bring more fear than a 2D Cursor!

With a press of the button, sounds like Victory to me,

Multiply by three, oh wait, it's just these wannabes,

Flowing more smooth than my game, you'll be in total panic,

When I *UFO sound* right into this Invader's flawed mechanics!

I can't stand it, I'll handle it, I'm illest at beating planets,

I just gave these losers Game Overs, so you might as well can it!
Pac-Man:Edit

I'm wacka-walking in! Put Namco on the map!

With my jaw wipe open 'bout to spit some ghostly raps!

The original gaming pimp, displayed in the 'Sonian,

Escape from this bit of gaming rapping symposium!

You only exist to make fat nerds rage,

I'm the pinnacle of gaming! The OG of the Golden Age!

These inanimate pricks'll feel Blue once I'm finished,

You'll be like *Pac-Man Death Noise* once you're diminished!
Donkey Kong:Edit

How wacka-wacka, run back to your Light Buds,

'Cause I'll take Puck-Man's kind to the fridge once I'm done!

I'm the King of the man-made hill with the first cutscenes I reckon,

Expanding the King Kong's lore gives birth to the legends!

Got more charisma than most of you, even when I'm Cranky,

Paved the way for my son to swing back punches in his Country!

Try and stop me, Universal doesn't have what it takes,

My rhymes explode! Just like a barrel to an oil tank!
Pitfall Harry:Edit

The classic side-scrolling treasure, and I'll be the one to slam ya',

I'm swinging through these vines like an 8-Bit Indiana!

Spitting limitless gold bars, exactly like my legacy!

With just one *jump sound*, I stacked the money for Atari!

Prepare disses, traps, and tricks, I'm ready to fall!

Playing with you so-called pioneers is like facing a brick wall!

Jumping on crocodile's heads for a living, I'm not caring!

I'm Active-vision in the jungle, that's why my rhymes are best selling!
Bomberman:Edit

The white Bomberman's here, beating these Ballom's with aplomb,

Erupting this battle by generating bombs from my palms!

With a Bomb trap in his back, Pit's end up all the same,

Like when your sequel went "Super" and delved into the Pit of Shame!

Not even an artificial comet can expunge me and my planet,

Humiliating these fails, less careful than a bunch of bandits!

Right now, I'm not so Cheerful, this maze won't be so spacious,

When I detect you flops coming and emit this blast radius!

-*explosion sound*
Tetris:Edit

(L-Block, I-Block, O-Block, and Z-Block)

There's no way you'll be stopping this Russian Puzzle machine!

The classic, graphic, building blocks who shaped the entire gaming 80s!

When our tetromino rhymes drop out your lines, it won't be no level cheater,

Run back to where you came from, 'cause here comes the rap Fever!

We're stacking up our bars whilst geometricians adore,

We'll build our way up to the top! Practically made the Commodore!

A demoman's fame couldn't blast away any of our colored walls,

Because we laid the foundation, and changed gaming once and for all!
The Mario Bros:Edit

(Mario in Bold, Luigi in Italics)

Let's-a start a new legacy of gaming, with the best bros!

Don't wage a war from the gods of Nintendo!

There's not a single soul that doesn't know our name, it's impossible!

We're spitting Fire Flowers, now we're practically unstoppable!

Yo bro, what should we do about these worthless sticks?

I say we snap them in half, they think they're tough like bricks!

You and winning doesn't fit, just like a wrongly placed piece,

Since, afterall, we're the saviors of the gaming industry!
Link:Edit

The Hero of Time is here, hacking and slashing through this massive horde,

Hear these Ocarina chords as I'm dashing with the Master Sword,

Lash a gash in your back so fast, like a mat you're attached to the floor,

While I un-Mask and extract the act of impassible gore,

Just relax, relapse, into that nap you've been asking me for,

I could subtract my passionate actions along with this adament core,

And you still couldn't match my captions with your inadequate lore,

You see, I seperate good from evil, you and I are far from equal,

Just one arrow shot into the dome, make your game not have a sequel!
Mega Man:Edit

Out of all the people here, you're by far the weakest, Link,

I'm a Mega Man, growing in fame as I watch you shrink!

Cap-coming for the win, I Rockman this mic all night,

You're Mega-Busted, you're fighting the creation of Dr. Light!

Even Twilight has a better love story than your Princess,

Tremble to your knees like Wily as you're begging for forgiveness,

Blasting this elf back to his forest, when I put you in your place,

Spit a Roboenza virus as I drop the Bass!
Samus Aran:Edit

All these protagonists are Zeros, more plain than the Base Suit,

Ridley's Ripley, Prime-d with a Screw Attack just for you!

This Mega Boy's the Nerf of games, facing the blood of the Chozo,

The reigning bounty huntress, you're all playthings, Amiibos,

Blew Mother Brains with my gender, a planet busting's what I send,

Yet not as massive as the shadow stood in by this Other M,

Even with the Dark Suit, I could see your loyalty's misguided,

I made Nintendo what it is today, boys, don't you get too excited!
Ryu:Edit

I thought I found worthy opponents, but I guess I was wrong,

You won't be Abel to beat me when you're five times less strong!

My fists are ready to punch! The True Dragon has Arisen!

And I'll send you all flying with a Shin Shoryuken!

Leave your head spinning like a Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!

You'll all be screaming when this Raging Demon has struck you!

I was trained by Master Gouken, so my defenses can't be broken,

And I'll blast you all away when I unleash my HADOUKEN!
Scrooge McDuck:Edit

Your raps are all flat, just like you all are visually!

Diss me? I'm rich, see! The epidome of games from Disney!

Got the golden lines like Midas, leave you all in peril,

It's Scrooge, but this ain't no Christmas Carol!

Heart blacker than the Beagle Boys, I'm winning, man!

Step to me and I'll buy your entire ninja clan!

They'll be screaming "EUROH" when MC Duck spits ill,

Leave you Marked and Cent Dented, hollerin' for a dollar bill!
Captain Falcon:Edit

Come on! About to show these losers that their rhymes are weak!

You wanna step up to this? I'll Falcon Punch you in the beak!

I'm the Blue Falcon, with rhymes so valiant!

While Kentucky Fried Chicken proves to be F-Zero challenge!

I rock this track! Sweep you aside like it was your movie,

Flattening a shameless tie-in that's only famous for the Moon Theme!

Improve or remove yourself, Scrooge, or you're sure to lose,

Next rappers have nothing on me, but Show me your Moves!
Sonic the Hedgehog:Edit

Snazzy performances, the Blue Blur's comin' in,

You're all too slow! I'm faster than a Falcon!

I'll hit you with this flow, spit hot like chili dogs!

The Beast is Unleashed, not talkin' 'bout werehogs!

Mr. Duck and Karate Kid, with more tricks than Robotnik,

Drinking up every Falcon Punch, my spin dashes feel like roadblocks, it's,

Causin' Chaos on these cheap arcade games,

Ain't ech-kiddin' around, takin' my Knuckles to your face!

Keep up the Act! Pop more caps then popping capsules!

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