Jeebus feat. Chocolate Outrage - Mock Cheer
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When the world's biggest dork takes the microphone
When the spotlight shines on him and him alone
He braces for the unknown
Hand like an eyeshade to dim the flash
Quick flicker nose picker picked last
Flashbacks flicker past
He could bomb like a locker stink bomb
Like a water bomb, like an F-bomb
Flaming front-door shit bomb
The world's biggest dork takes the microphone
When the spotlight shines on him and him alone
Stifle your collective groan and
Mock cheer
Let the world hear
Why is he up there?
I got no idea.
So get your bitch on
This oughtta be fun
He really thinks that
He's gonna get some.

All you pretty girls, you can condescend
To roll your eyes back, squeal and pretend
Think about your boyfriend
The world's biggest dork takes the microphone
When the spotlight shines on him and him alone
Stifle your collective groan and
Mock cheer
Let the world hear
Why is he up there?
I got no idea.
Oh that's precious
He's so impressive
And you're so clever
Passive-aggressive

Don't have to clap with your right hands
Don't have to put him in your plans
Don't have to catch what he has
Don't have to mean it when you say he isn't so bad
Get on your knees, he's the savior
Get on your best behavior
C'mon and do the freak a favor
Tomorrow you can take it back and say whatever

Mock cheer over here over there wave your hands
in the air 'cause you care
Oh, I know you don't care.
Mock cheer blue cheer blue tears of a clown
All the world love an upside-down frown-lined forehead foreplay dead roll over stop drop circle circle dot dot now you got you got the cootie shot the booty hot the beauty the cuties you got the rock out with your cock out you got the Moxie got the
Mock cheer
Let the world hear
Why is he up there?
I got no idea.
You cannot ruin
That shit he's doin
So cut him deeper
Than merely booing

Don't have to clap with your right hands
Don't have to put him in your plans
Don't have to catch what he has
Don't have to mean it when you say he isn't so bad
Half a life is lying
The other half, justifying
'Cause there are no points for trying
And this is not the set of arms you want to die in.
It's not the set
Of arms
You want
To die in.