John Grant - Snug Slacks
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[Verse 1]
It is difficult for you to be so beautiful
Or do you find the advantages tend to outweigh the disadvantages?
Am I rude?
I'm sorry, I've never had the appropriate attitude
Do you think that life is easier when looks as good as you do
Or do people always say that you're a narcissist
Do they ingratiate themselves to you and act all obsequious?
Come on now baby, you can tell it's just between the two of us

[Chorus]
Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack
Sick joke, baby crack smoke, now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke
I said Stonehenge baby throw hands
Now you got me all down doubting who I am
Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs

[Verse 2]
You know it takes an ass like yours to make it possible for me
To have developed such a very high tolerance for inappropriate behaviour
I mean I can take it or leave it, I don't need it
And I hope I haven't spoken out of turn
But if you'd be so kind I could use some help with my thesis on the carpet burn
By the way I got tickets for us to see Joan Baez tonight
Oh? I guess I misunderstood, I never heard of Joan as policewoman
But I do love me some Angie Dickinson
Let's be clear, Joan Baez makes GG Allin look like Charlene Tilton

[Chorus]
Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack
Sick joke, baby crack smoke, now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke
I said Stonehenge baby throw hands
Now you got me all down doubting who I am
Snug slacks baby snug slacks
Now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs