Joman - Drunk in 1999
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I'm drunk in 1999
I snuck some of my daddy's wine
I'm playing Silent Hill and crying
Cuz the pixelated violence
Has me slightly traumatized

We're all so innocent and clueless
We think that Y2K will make computers useless
On the news they're asking "why did Clinton do this?"
I think I'll switch it to the Simpsons, they're the coolest

Our whole aesthetic is tacky
So many polos and khakis
cnd all these old people yacking
cbout that wacky tobaccy
Our phones are ringing and ringing
cnd modems beeping and screeching
cnd Joseph Lieberman preaching
Boy is he reaching and reaching
But soon we'll all be regretting
These cracks that seem to be spreading
To where the prophets were dreading
It looks like they are embedding
So deep into the foundation
Of this delusional nation
We're heading to devastation
But in the meantime I'm safe here because

I'm drunk in 1999
Soon I'll be doing it all the time
I'm drunk in 1999
I'm still clinging to safety because
I'm drunk in 1999
Soon I'll be doing it all the time
I'm drunk in 1999

I'm playing Goldeneye and dying
From the split-screen bullets flying
But at least I'm still alive in real life cuz it's the 90s
cnd statistically unlikely
Situations will arise that jeopardize our precious lives

But the elders do not find these games amusing
Their hands are trembling from the wars that we keep losing
Or maybe it's the benzos everybody's using
I'm so oblivious and find it all confusing

But amidst all the chatter
cnd the indifferent laughter
We sense the end of a chapter
cnd the before and the after
But we don't know what disasters
We'll be left with when the end keeps ending again

cnd I'm never gonna get past 1999
Why would I want to

Why would I want to

I'm drunk in 1999
Soon I'll be doing it all the time
I'm drunk in 1999
I'm drunk in 1999
Soon I'll be doing it all the time
I'm drunk in 1999
Reticulating splines