Jonathan Coulton - Bacteria
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Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria

but we have to watch out for bacteria
that can spoil our chicken
bacteria practically everywhere
everywhere you look
in the kitchen
inside the cooler
in the dining area
in the rest rooms
on our raw chicken

and like I said

Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria

Salmonella grows on raw chicken, especially old chicken
moist foods like our salads
staph bacteria on the left and strep bacteria on the right
Salmonella, sigillum, clostridium perfringens

if you didn't wash your hands, they would become breeding grounds for

Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria

fever, cramps and fever
dysentery
fever, fe-fe-fe-fever
vomiting, vomiting
chills
cramps
chills, and chills and cramps
one square inch
half a billion Salmonella bacteria

these bacteria really sound serious
they are when they're left unchecked
and it could mean a trip to the hospital for someone
our customers
wow
ourselves
alright
our chicken
alright
and our reputation
alright, alright

you mean bacteria on me right now?
clean, clean, and then clean again

Bacteria, Bacteria
Look, there's Bacteria
Bacteria, Bacteria
You might not see them, but they're there
Bacteria, Bacteria
Everything you touch
Bacteria, Bacteria
That's right, Salmonella Bacteria
Salmonella Bacteria
Salmonella Bacteria