KillaGram - ИНХ
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This story is about valor, love and honor
About stupidity, about evil and just revenge
You won’t find people like him on Malakhov’s airwaves.
This is Uncle Seryozha from apartment twelve

A mine accident and the result was
Minus one eye, plus a scar for all the fuck
Uncle Seryozha looks like Jolly Roger
An old pirate with a bandage and an unshaven face

Any time of year with dumbbells on the balcony
“For the Airborne Forces” is stamped on the edge of his palm
Stallone body, Gascon soul
And the face is like an old horse, and all in one bottle

There is a daughter Lyudmila, a student of the philological department
Studying in a neighboring city, living in a dorm
This family's budget is ridiculous as hell
His benefit to the security guard at the base

All this shit happened when Lyudmila
I took out a loan for a phone, but I forgot to pay it back
Luda was blacklisted and in the risk zone
And now they are looking for Luda at her registration address

They call on the phone all day and at night too.
Uncle Seryozha can’t sleep after that
The jackals have completely overcome, even now
They shit, you bastards, under the door, they dirty the door

They wrote on the wall “there are rats in the twelfth apartment”
Sergei would have gone gray long ago if he hadn’t been bald
They began to threaten with violence, they came more often
The glass in the apartment was broken and the mailbox was set on fire.

Now a pensioner has a window in his kitchen
Just boarded up with a large sheet of plywood
They cut the TV cable, now it's a drama
Now I can’t watch my favorite programs

Uncle Seryozha endured this chaos for a long time
But patience came to an end, and my uncle began to boil
How long will these tyrants mock?
In the end, he did not tolerate it, but the landing

Another visit of two big guys for money
They banged on the door and started kicking
Two hefty foreheads, huge monsters
And it’s unlikely that they came to make a big deal, it’s easy to make fun of them

At this moment, preparations for battle were underway inside.
Strategy to repel lawlessness and robbery
Stripped down to his underpants and smeared oil on his body
Uncle Seryozha tied a dumbbell to his right hand

Compressed like a spring, hold on, enemy!
Killing machine, iron machine
Uncle Seryozha as a deadly weapon
The door opened and the tiger rushed out

He rushed face to face with the scoundrels without fear
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

The first kick in the groin with all its might
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

Second from the right with a fist in the fucking mess
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

Teeth flew out, blood splattered on his shirt
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

He rushed face to face with the scoundrels without fear
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

The first kick in the groin with all its might
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

Second from the right with a fist in the fucking mess
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

Teeth flew out, blood splattered on his shirt
"Who are you? I didn’t invite you, go fuck yourself!”

Fuck you!
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Fuck you!