Klemen Slakonja - Golden Dump
текст песни

What a great honour it must be for you to
listen to this hit,
from America to Mexico to China and shit.
I love China,
people say I don’t love China.
How couldn’t I love China, China,
China rhymes with vagina.
I’m not a stupid neanderthal,
that’s why I’m gonna build a giant wall.
It's true!
And who's gonna pay for the wall?
Mexico!
See, I got uuuge IQ, so do what I tell you to do!

Do the Trump Hump, or I'll punch you in the face, boom!
Trump Hump, or I'll knock you out cold!
Do the Trump Hump, Trump Hump, I'm not bald, I'm bold!
Do the Trump Hump, Hump, Hump, Hump,
or take a dump!

Don’t be dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum-dum
DUMB!
Don’t be stu-pee-dee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do
STUPID!
Do the Trum-pum-pum Trum-pum-padum Trum-pa-dum-padum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump,
I shit Golden Dump!
Don't be neh-neh-neh-nuh neh-neh-neh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
NUTS!
Don't be cra-pe-ba-deh cra-ba-deh-ba-deh cr-cr-cr-cr
CRAZY!
Do the Trum-pump-um Trum-pum-padum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump,
I shit Golden Dump!

Everything I touch turns into gold,
If you says I act like a 5 year-old,
It’s ridiculous! You're disgusting!
Well, you started it, now deal with it!
Lier, lier pants on fire, go back to Kenya,
cause you can’t run a country, can ya?
No you can't!

We don’t need no crooked Hillary,
all we need is genius me.
Sinatra sang that the lady is a tramp,
and Trump sings that first lady must be Trump!
MELANIA!

Do the Trump Hump!
What you see is what you get!
Trump Hump!
He’s the best on the world!
Do the Trump Hump, Trump Hump!
Be my bitch, I'm ritch!
To be the president is my fate, so please donate!

Don’t be dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum-dum
DUMB!
Don’t be stu-pee-dee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do
STUPID!
Do the Trum-pum-pum Trum-pum-pa-dum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump,
I shit Golden Dump!
Don't be neh-neh-neh-nuh neh-neh-neh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
NUTS!
Don't be cra-pe-ba-deh cra-ba-deh-ba-deh cr-cr-cr-cr
CRAZY!
Do the Trum-pump-um Trum-pum-pa-dum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump,
I shit Golden Dump!
Everybody hold!
I turn shit into gold!
Everybody jump,
STOP!

All that humping got me tired,
you, come here,
yeah you, you're fired!
You're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired,
YOU'RE FIRED!
Cause I'm Donald J. Trump!

Make America great again!
Make America great again!
Yes we can!
Make America great again!
Yes we can, make America great again!