Глом - Сам себе режиссёр
текст песни

I will not hide, there is money
To remove the movie with dignity
Bekmambetov with Mikhalkov
All with the budget Nepigov
I came up with an insidious plan
at the cost of minimal
I will be the main actor in the film
I'm a screenwriter and I am a director

My sound is my film
My light, the operator, too
My replicas and the plot
My tripod and camera
My tap, my estimate
my makeup and my pyrotechnics
Special effects all and music
I studied chtol in vain at the university I

genius....

How nice, just super
shout into a cool mouthpiece yourself
take oneself to Riga
there to shoot yourself according to your book
The co -producer himself
my own understudy will break myself
I am the director and the second director
driver, actress and editor

My installation, my gluing
In the credits and in the crowd, I am everywhere
Distributor I'm advertising me
My PR company
All my subtitles are mine
trailer teaser guess whose
My post -production
what else
yes e -mine - here everything is mine

No need to spend an extra million rubles
I don't have to sleep with a producer with a stupid surname
I will take my own to myself Zykova Kina
I'll put it into a party myself
Where is it here
I can roll the article in the magazine
I can do everything at once - Julius Caesar your mother
I'll walk on the red carpet anyway
Well, ka on Kasya Vukushi Gos Cinema

My film will be loved
My contribution to art is incommensurable
Not Valeria Germanicus
but also so, normal
Oscar....
Cannes...
Berlin...
Another Oscar
Nick afraid of me
VGIK do not renounce me
Golden Eagle forgive me
Venice - Love me!