гр. Талмуд - Частушки 4
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Начинаю я частушки
Про горбатую старушку
И про деда без трусов
Вам споет DJ ЛавроFF
Выпил дед мочи ведро –
Смерть к нему нагрянула –
Бабка дедова добро
Сразу прикарманила.
Забеременил старик
И родил соседа.
Только я пока не вник –
Где пизда у деда!
За деревней две старухи
Топорами бились.
И над их телами мухи
Еще долго вились.
Насмотрелся дед порнухи,
Секса предложил старухе.
Только секс не удался –
Заросла старуха вся.
Два солдата в бане мылись,
Дверь закрыть они забылись.
Это видел командир
И запачкал свой мундир.
Захотел покушать дед,
Надоело сальце.
Бабка сделала омлет,
Вырвав деду яйца.
Без работы горевать
Не пришлось старухе:
Она стала просто блядь
И снялась в порнухе.
Мыл свой хуй святой отец
Мылом туалетным.
Оторвал себе конец
И сейчас бездетный.
Дед костюм одел, сандали,…
Нацепил свои медали…
Рядом шли и стар и млад –
Оказалось – гей - парад.
Трахал Сталин Ильича
За четыре кулича.
А как кончился кулич –
Нахуй послан был Ильич.
Захотелось деду срать –
Где ему бумагу взять?
Ему раньше приходилось
Жопу пальцем вытирать.
Парень удочку сломал
Очень дорогую.
Тогда леску привязал
Он к своему хую.
Дед и бабка поженились
И на свадьбе оголились.
Разбежался весь народ
И за деревом блюет.
Но пора мне закругляться,
И скажу без лишних слов:
Шоу будет продолжаться…
С вами был DJ ЛавроFF!
I'm starting to chastushki
About the humpback old woman
And about grandfather without panties
You will sing DJ Lavróff
Drank grandfather urine bucket -
Death to Him grew up -
Grandma Dedova Dobro
Immediately enclosed.
Pregnant old man
And gave birth to a neighbor.
I'm not yet an inner -
Where is the pussy of his grandfather!
Behind the village two old women
The tops beat.
And on their bodies flies
For a long time.
Sumpered grandfather porn,
Sex offered an old woman.
Only sex failed -
Thickets old all.
Two soldiers in the bath washed,
Door close them forgotten.
This was seen commander
And blurred his uniform.
Wanted to eat grandfather,
Tired of Salz.
Grandma made an omelette
Having broken my santa eggs.
Sorry without work
No old woman:
She became just a fucking
And starred in Porn.
Soap your dick Holy Father
Soap toilet.
He broke his end
And now childless.
Grandfather costume dressed, sandals, ...
He pressed his medals ...
Nearby and old and young
It turned out - gay - parade.
Fucked Stalin Ilyich
For four scenes.
And how the cake was over -
Fuck sent Ilyich.
I wanted my grandfather to shit -
Where does he take the paper?
He earlier had
Ass finger wipe.
Guy fishing rod broken
Very expensive.
Then the fishing line tied
He has his own.
Grandfather and grandmother got married
And at the wedding were denaked.
The whole nation ruined
And beyond the tree.
But it is time for me to climb
And I will say without unnecessary words:
The show will continue ...
With you was DJ Lavróff!
About the humpback old woman
And about grandfather without panties
You will sing DJ Lavróff
Drank grandfather urine bucket -
Death to Him grew up -
Grandma Dedova Dobro
Immediately enclosed.
Pregnant old man
And gave birth to a neighbor.
I'm not yet an inner -
Where is the pussy of his grandfather!
Behind the village two old women
The tops beat.
And on their bodies flies
For a long time.
Sumpered grandfather porn,
Sex offered an old woman.
Only sex failed -
Thickets old all.
Two soldiers in the bath washed,
Door close them forgotten.
This was seen commander
And blurred his uniform.
Wanted to eat grandfather,
Tired of Salz.
Grandma made an omelette
Having broken my santa eggs.
Sorry without work
No old woman:
She became just a fucking
And starred in Porn.
Soap your dick Holy Father
Soap toilet.
He broke his end
And now childless.
Grandfather costume dressed, sandals, ...
He pressed his medals ...
Nearby and old and young
It turned out - gay - parade.
Fucked Stalin Ilyich
For four scenes.
And how the cake was over -
Fuck sent Ilyich.
I wanted my grandfather to shit -
Where does he take the paper?
He earlier had
Ass finger wipe.
Guy fishing rod broken
Very expensive.
Then the fishing line tied
He has his own.
Grandfather and grandmother got married
And at the wedding were denaked.
The whole nation ruined
And beyond the tree.
But it is time for me to climb
And I will say without unnecessary words:
The show will continue ...
With you was DJ Lavróff!
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