MC Косяк - Хуевый день
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I dreamed of nightmares all night, got up early
Then accidentally pushed the cat from the sofa
And he fell to the floor and broke his neck
I didn't expect such a fuck in the morning

I went to wash - teeth fell out
From the crane rust, and pipes leaky
I went to shit and shook the door
The next hour I cleaned everything

In the refrigerator I found a half -tint pizza
I put it in the microwave, and that began to sparkle
I shrugged, twisted, and exploded
The dog was barely saved from the fragments

But in general, the dog did not help
Radiation background in the kitchen spread
She died, laying in the Corridor
Then I sobbed for half an hour from grief

Oh, dokins, what a dick day
My dog ​​is nursed - I can wipe it laziness
I didn't get enough sleep, I blew up the microwave
Kota killed, scolded the door

From such stress I decided to get drunk
I did not find money, but I decided not to give up
Youngsters on the street I gone
They took fifty rubles from them

I came to the Magaz, bent a booze
But at the checkout she stopped me
With a strict face, just run away right
Cashier yells a bitch passport, come on

I did not buy alcohol, my head ached
I went outside, there is foliage
I thought about autumn, three quarters passed
My head was all sick, I went into the pharmacy

The doctor said "buy analgin"
I believed him, and bought it, here is a moron
I'm all swollen, blood flowed from my eyes
I had an allergy to him

Oh, Vargi, what a cock
Blood shirt, rather than me
I forgot a passport, I could not buy a booze
I'll come home and get to forget

Oh, Hitchens, I'm going home
And suddenly a drunk gandon knocks me down
I fly into a ditch, screaming from pain
And there is no rhyme, my corpse will not be found