MaxNormal.TV feat. Neon Don, Duppie, Yo-Landi Visser - Laf Nag
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At the end of the day
I'm on my way
Home on the highway
Thank God it's Friday
Max Normal in '95
You know the vibe
Push some overtime clock out
Then home to the wife
Then I noticed that don't know here the hell I am
Must've taken a wrong turn
Shit let me phone home hey honey
Listen don't get cross
I'm going to be a little late
I'm just a bit lost (You promised you'd be home Max I can't believe this don't do this to me don't do this to me)
What you're breaking up
I've got a bad reception
I've got crap connection
I'm just gonna get directions
Stop at the intersection
Wind down my window
To speak to some kids
But before I speak the kids go
Tik tik lollipop
Neus vol gom
Al hier vir 'n gangbang
Rou soos die son rol tot die son
Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don
Tik tik lollipop
Neus vol gom
Al hier vir 'n gangbang
Rou soos die son rol tot die son
Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don
Uhh okay not sure what the hell that was all about
Let me speak to these two guys coming around the corner now
Hey tsek julle Gan speel n ander plek of gan maak vir jou ma n koppie tea
Can I help you
Hey guys made a bum steer
Do you know how I get to the highway from here
Check the plains is kinda hard to explain
I still don't want to put a klomp strain on your brain (What are you doing)
It's okay we can show you the way
If you want to get to the highway drive straight
Hi I'm Max Normal
Dress code strictly formal naa kwaai
Ek se ons rob die vokken naai
Hou jou bek voetsek
Ek sal doen wat ek wil
Hier's 'n pil (Heysa)
Trek 'n diep skyf in ou chill
Turn left here Maxi righto you got it
Awe my cuzzi a genuine leather wallet
Ow wie's die duidelike meisie (Wys my)
Kyk hier
Hello baby (That's my wife)
Je' Max you got a nice suit
But wys me now kykie why you wearing my shoes (These are my shoes)
Come now don't be insecure
I'm a size 9 let me try them on to be sure
Daar's it nou
Lekker snug like a glove
Take a puff my bru (No thank you)
Smoke this or I'll smoke you
Uh uh uh uh Max that won't do
Don't take a moffie skyf Max you better klap it
Puff it do it quick or kick the bucket
Tik tik lollipop
Neus vol gom
Al hier vir 'n gangbang
Rou soos die son rol tot die son
Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don
Tik tik lollipop
Neus vol gom
Al hier vir 'n gangbang
Rou soos die son rol tot die son
Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don
Wooh Jesus H Christ
We going home I don't know
In slow-mo in deep space now
Getting insecure
Very bad feeling creeping slowly
I need to go sleep
Or go pee a homie
Laughing at me with no teeth oh jeez
This shit is so deep
My brain's custard
What's happening I don't understand
Max in wonderland
Wearing nothing but his flipping underpants
Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes
Plus he's rocking my shoes
Fuck it I'm too
High to open up the door let me climb through
The window huh where are we
Half inside half outside my body
What's that noise sounds like a party
Down a little passage we go open a black gate (Just go through the back gate)
Huh could it be and old lady reading a bible in bed watching TV
By the back door
Into the backyard
I'm at peace thank God what the a big black dog
Voetsek (Hey)
The lights get dim
Everybody says hi to Don
I'm with him
A lot of boob tube tops
A lot of low ride jeans
Hi everybody don't mind me
Cold beer's pumping out the freezer in the garage
Don getting jiggy with some chicky with a fat arse
Some guys by the braai playing Dominoes go (Go Donny don go Donny don go)
God my head's fried I've got the red eyes
Little kids running around way after bed time
Looking funky in my undies still need to wee
Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine
Wie maakie jol vol (Donnie maakie jol vol)
Wie maakie jol vol (Donnie maakie jol vol)
Go Donnie go go
Go Donnie go go
Go Donnie go go
Go Donnie go go
Maxi in die ghetto (A nutty ghetto)
Maxi in die ghetto (A nutty ghetto)
Go Maxi say say
Go Maxi say say
Go Maxi say say (Yepa)
My mind's open third eye strobing
When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings
Hello (Is Max there)
Just hang on it's your wife Maxi
Hi honey (I thought you were dead)
Don't say that
I'm just hanging with some new friends in the Cape flats (Are you freaking mad Max)
Hey don't say that
Listen I've got another call on hold I'll call straight back
Tik tik lollipop
Neus vol gom
Al hier vir 'n gangbang
Rou soos die son rol tot die son
Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don
Tik tik lollipop
Neus vol gom
Al hier vir 'n gangbang
Rou soos die son rol tot die son
Brand jou uit die prentjie volkom
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don
It's the start of a new day
I'm on my way
Home on the highway
In my underpants hitch-hiking mirror's
I was so frightened
Wooh what a night man
Ooh there's a white van cool
I'm so glad you guys stopped
Out the white van jumps two white cops
Is everything alright with you
Nee alles is kwaai my bru