Mojo Nixon - Redneck Rampage
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Well, Bubba and Leonard were listening to Skynyrd
When the moonshine still exploded
So they fired their guns, started to run
And then everybody reloaded
Got in the truck to go get drunk
And chain-guzzle cans of hot beer
When outta nowhere there stood a bear
But they only hit a deer

They got little bitty brains
And great big guns

I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearin' up the Everglades
I'm on a redneck rampage
Huntin' down Jimmy Page

Got some dynamite in case there's a fight
And a big ol' whup-ass stick
Love to buck dance, can't stand France
And Martha Stewart makes me sick
I'm a fart-lightin' fool, kicked outta school
My family tree is a stump
I'm a minimum wage renegade
Master of the snipe hunt

They got great big guns
And little tiny brains

I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a redneck rampage
Your honor, I didn't know she was underage
I didn't know

Got some little white pills from trucker man Bill
At a 'Bama ass-kickin' contest
I'm out in the woods, up to no good
Huntin' down a sheep to molest
I'm behind an outhouse facin' to the south
And I commence to fornicate
Out in the sticks I'm the king of the hicks
A real hillbilly potentate

They got little bitty brains
And great big guns

I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearin' up the Everglades
I'm on a redneck rampage
I'm playin' with some live hand grenades

I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearin' up the Everglades
Here I come, baby
I ain't gonna act my age
I'm on a, I'm on a redneck rampage

She didn't act underage, your honor