Stephen Lynch - Hermaphrodite
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E C E C
She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
A F
She's got her man hood tucked in her dress

Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when shes taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye

E C D
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that buldge under her nightie?
E C D E C
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite

E C E C
Some things are white
Some things black
Some girls wear makeup
A F
Mine shaves her back

She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine

E C D
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C D E C
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah